i quit thme but i still have abuot 800 left........... in casegivemesomepils wrote:i usually drink a beer about 4 hours before work. unless i have my buddy xanax around mmm xanax no smell and no hangover.
Can You go to work drunk?
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
oh you don't want to hang onbto those mail them to me so i can properly dispose of them.DivaBitch wrote:i quit thme but i still have abuot 800 left........... in casegivemesomepils wrote:i usually drink a beer about 4 hours before work. unless i have my buddy xanax around mmm xanax no smell and no hangover.
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
I've turned up to work wasted a few times. My boss only noticed once. As a rule, though, I can't.
I much prefer my newspaper column. The best ones I've penned have either been written while drunk or written about the joys of being drunk.
I much prefer my newspaper column. The best ones I've penned have either been written while drunk or written about the joys of being drunk.
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I`m fucked, the handy stuff I do every day most often is embarrassingly bad looking done drunk. I do it anyways and clap on my shoulder if it doesn`t look too shabbyShane-O-Matic wrote:I've turned up to work wasted a few times. My boss only noticed once. As a rule, though, I can't.
I much prefer my newspaper column. The best ones I've penned have either been written while drunk or written about the joys of being drunk.
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I guess I kinda lucked out in the sense that I'm absolutely shite with my hands. Yours truly can barely change a lightbulb without getting hurt somehow. I'm amazed that pubs trust me with real glass tumblers.
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Pints are made out of plastic though?Shane-O-Matic wrote:I guess I kinda lucked out in the sense that I'm absolutely shite with my hands. Yours truly can barely change a lightbulb without getting hurt somehow. I'm amazed that pubs trust me with real glass tumblers.
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In Shane`s voice: If you leave the morning without a flask, you`re some kinda fool
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I dig, I dig.
Should you have gone to work drunk? Yes.
Should you have gone to work drunk? Yes.
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What`s worse, working hungover or sitting in some deportation bus to berlin for seven hours?
I`ll drink boxed wine on the bus-ride, but I fear I don`t fit in the tiny toilet... life as a drunk is difficult
And NO, I won`t pee in the emptys. Would have to stand up in the gate for that
I`ll drink boxed wine on the bus-ride, but I fear I don`t fit in the tiny toilet... life as a drunk is difficult
And NO, I won`t pee in the emptys. Would have to stand up in the gate for that
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yuo cuold always piss yuorself. afterthat you know what you wuold smell like?oettinger wrote:What`s worse, working hungover or sitting in some deportation bus to berlin for seven hours?
I`ll drink boxed wine on the bus-ride, but I fear I don`t fit in the tiny toilet... life as a drunk is difficult
And NO, I won`t pee in the emptys. Would have to stand up in the gate for that
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Yes, and I always do....could not get a damn thing done if I didn't.
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i do bettre at work to if i am drinking and get more tips becuase i get a bit crazeyMiklo wrote:Yes, and I always do....could not get a damn thing done if I didn't.
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
well after reading this thread, I suddenly don't feel so crazy for planning to go and get smashed on a SUNDAY at 9am.
I also am kind of edging more towards smashed, something to do with the 'we don't give a fuck about societies norms' tone of this thread I would say.
The flat stomach'd girls with alcohol on them also proved quite inspiring... now I just have to find me a few of them when i'm out...
I also am kind of edging more towards smashed, something to do with the 'we don't give a fuck about societies norms' tone of this thread I would say.
The flat stomach'd girls with alcohol on them also proved quite inspiring... now I just have to find me a few of them when i'm out...
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Then you`re off by 12 hours ín my drunkard-universe pal. But better later than never, right? Cheershereforthebeer wrote: at 9am.
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stop by an buy me a drink i can show yuo a fewThe flat stomach'd girls with alcohol on them also proved quite inspiring... now I just have to find me a few of them when i'm out...
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