Can You go to work drunk?

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Re: Can You go to work drunk?

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givemesomepils wrote:i usually drink a beer about 4 hours before work. unless i have my buddy xanax around mmm xanax no smell and no hangover.
i quit thme but i still have abuot 800 left........... in case
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DivaBitch wrote:
givemesomepils wrote:i usually drink a beer about 4 hours before work. unless i have my buddy xanax around mmm xanax no smell and no hangover.
i quit thme but i still have abuot 800 left........... in case
oh you don't want to hang onbto those mail them to me so i can properly dispose of them.
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I've turned up to work wasted a few times. My boss only noticed once. As a rule, though, I can't.

I much prefer my newspaper column. The best ones I've penned have either been written while drunk or written about the joys of being drunk.

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Shane-O-Matic wrote:I've turned up to work wasted a few times. My boss only noticed once. As a rule, though, I can't.

I much prefer my newspaper column. The best ones I've penned have either been written while drunk or written about the joys of being drunk.
I`m fucked, the handy stuff I do every day most often is embarrassingly bad looking done drunk. I do it anyways and clap on my shoulder if it doesn`t look too shabby
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I guess I kinda lucked out in the sense that I'm absolutely shite with my hands. Yours truly can barely change a lightbulb without getting hurt somehow. I'm amazed that pubs trust me with real glass tumblers.

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Shane-O-Matic wrote:I guess I kinda lucked out in the sense that I'm absolutely shite with my hands. Yours truly can barely change a lightbulb without getting hurt somehow. I'm amazed that pubs trust me with real glass tumblers.
Pints are made out of plastic though?

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In Shane`s voice: If you leave the morning without a flask, you`re some kinda fool
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I dig, I dig.

Should you have gone to work drunk? Yes.

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Re: Can You go to work drunk?

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What`s worse, working hungover or sitting in some deportation bus to berlin for seven hours?

I`ll drink boxed wine on the bus-ride, but I fear I don`t fit in the tiny toilet... life as a drunk is difficult




And NO, I won`t pee in the emptys. Would have to stand up in the gate for that
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oettinger wrote:What`s worse, working hungover or sitting in some deportation bus to berlin for seven hours?

I`ll drink boxed wine on the bus-ride, but I fear I don`t fit in the tiny toilet... life as a drunk is difficult




And NO, I won`t pee in the emptys. Would have to stand up in the gate for that
yuo cuold always piss yuorself. afterthat you know what you wuold smell like?
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Yes, and I always do....could not get a damn thing done if I didn't.
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Miklo wrote:Yes, and I always do....could not get a damn thing done if I didn't.
i do bettre at work to if i am drinking and get more tips becuase i get a bit crazey
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well after reading this thread, I suddenly don't feel so crazy for planning to go and get smashed on a SUNDAY at 9am.

I also am kind of edging more towards smashed, something to do with the 'we don't give a fuck about societies norms' tone of this thread I would say.

The flat stomach'd girls with alcohol on them also proved quite inspiring... now I just have to find me a few of them when i'm out...

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hereforthebeer wrote: at 9am.
Then you`re off by 12 hours ín my drunkard-universe pal. But better later than never, right? Cheers
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The flat stomach'd girls with alcohol on them also proved quite inspiring... now I just have to find me a few of them when i'm out...
stop by an buy me a drink i can show yuo a few
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