its almost like you weirdos have heard of drink and decided to start

[ThirstyDrunk]

you'are all trying too hard toshow what you think drinking should be like if one were to drink lots want lots you re like satire of what drnkers would be if htey drank less than what a drinker drank. you weirdods trying to hard epospecially you,lets have more mods yesthat will show us all
live it bitches we aint all stupid

[ThirstyDrunk]

i repsect two of you thats it

[ThirstyDrunk]

i repsect two of you thats it

[ThirstyDrunk]

you don't have to tell me thast cigarette has been on the floor or wiped under the toilet seat just let it be ans have a laugh
stop being so oblivious bvious

[oettinger]

This thread is headed in the right direction.


Oh fuck missed the turn! So close.


Good to see people are still drinking/never stopped

[Smatter Noguts]

So this is it: I got some real small plastic self=seal bag, and i put two Gummi lfesavers in it with some cheap vodka and I stshed them in old suits so it's like un unplanned stash

[oettinger]

So this is it: I got some real small plastic self=seal bag, and i put two Gummi lfesavers in it with some cheap vodka and I stshed them in old suits so it's like un unplanned stash

One gummy does the job.

Too much else is to sugary

[Savage]

Won't someone help that poor man? Give Thirsty another drink. Make it a big one.

[Badfellow]

Sounds like dude got hit with a bad dose of shamrock venom. You know the cure.

[Patchez]

Full steam ahead!

Driving that train
High on cocaine
Thirsty Jones you better watch your speed.

[Dr Cyclops]

you'are all trying too hard toshow what you think drinking should be like if one were to drink lots want lots you re like satire of what drnkers would be if htey drank less than what a drinker drank. you weirdods trying to hard epospecially you,lets have more mods yesthat will show us all
live it bitches we aint all stupid

Use toque the woirds rite outta my moufth.Oops I sharted.

[Savage]

Anyway, Thirsty, it's not satire. It's philosophy. I drink, therefore I am.

(or maybe the other way around?)

[peetie44]

you'are all trying too hard toshow what you think drinking should be like if one were to drink lots want lots you re like satire of what drnkers would be if htey drank less than what a drinker drank. you weirdods trying to hard epospecially you,lets have more mods yesthat will show us all
live it bitches we aint all stupid

Damned aliens..."Bring the real Thirsty back, you bastards!"