Imagine you are a penguin. Slide.
Now imagine you are a polar bear hunting penguins, even though penguins don't exist in the northern hemisphere and polar bears don't exist in the southern hemisphere, but gently close your eyes and imagine how much a polar bear would drink if it ate penguin.
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Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:49 amImagine you are a penguin. Slide.
Now imagine you are a polar bear hunting penguins, even though penguins don't exist in the northern hemisphere and polar bears don't exist in the southern hemisphere, but gently close your eyes and imagine how much a polar bear would drink if it ate penguin.
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I don't want to be a penguin or a polar bear. Could I imagine the same scenario but use chester cheetah and a jackelope instead?Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:49 amImagine you are a penguin. Slide.
Now imagine you are a polar bear hunting penguins, even though penguins don't exist in the northern hemisphere and polar bears don't exist in the southern hemisphere, but gently close your eyes and imagine how much a polar bear would drink if it ate penguin.
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Chester Cheetah is a fun drinking buddy. But then you wake up the next morning covered in blaze orange cheese dust and wonder what the hell happened.
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Knowing Chester, rape is what happened. Chester the molester.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Considerably better than being gang raped by the Keebler Elves.
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Being elfed is no laughing matter. They're vicious little sadists. You'll never look at cookies amd crackers the same again.
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Captain Cupcake, Fruit Pie the Magician, Twinkie the Kid... they're all diabetic rapists.
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