Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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That`s game fishing!
Also about the injury, ask booznik what harm can boose do to your face? Look like hitler, check! Look like a beat up wife, check! (Dear drunks, you have to join the drunken skype thingy of notorioudly slurred infamy to recieve the downtrodden and dirty details)
Lets pray to hooch our dear friend booznik finds his stumbling way onto the board again soon enough.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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I'll fire up the old Skype thing. Yeah, we should get drunk in honor of booznik. Or anyways. Or in spite of him.

Waitaminnit.

Why did booznik's bloody nose kill him on Patchez's birthday?!

Why?!

What secrets does his nose hold inside? It's a map to a hidden treasure. I'm sure of it.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Happy Birthday Patchy and bruddah Bubblez!

May Bacchus bless ye all today! Slàinte mhath!

Bacchus, ever fair and young,
Drinking joys did first ordain;
Bacchus' blessings are a treasure,
Drinking is the soldier's pleasure:
Rich the treasure,
Sweet the pleasure,
Sweet is pleasure after pain.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Have a belated one Patch
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATCHY!

May you be surrounded by awesome food, friends, family, and fun. No need to say booze because that's implied. Cheers!


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:18 am
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Cheers, a poke in the eye and a slap in the nuts to Patchez.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Cheers and happy birthday man
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Happy birthday Patchez & Bubblez.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:23 pm
Happy birthday Patchez & Bubblez.
Oh shit, I fogot, yeah right! lololol

S'going on Bubblez?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Thank you guys for the Beerthday wishes! A good weekend was had. Irish whiskey and Scotch were imbibed, trout were fished for and flys were tied.
The wife bought me a high dollar tying vise for my birthday so now I have to get serious about it I guess.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:50 am
Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?
Sadly no.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Midgets were only bred to wrestle other midgets.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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