Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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You’re telling me you’ve never seen a couple of midget strippers wrasslin’ in a kiddie pool full of lime Jello?
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Midgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.
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Midgest were build for TV, dwarfs were build for the Cinemas
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:37 pm
Midgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.
What do we do with the giant dwarves who have super strength?
Wait, am I drunk again?
Oh well.
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