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Re: RIP Oettinger

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That`s some tiny ass Schnitzels DB, laughable.

Did they cut one normal sized into three Schnitzelnuggets?

Cause of death: Choked to death trying to swallow DB`s Schnitznuggets in the whole
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:18 am
That`s some tiny ass Schnitzels DB, laughable.
That's what she said.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:07 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:23 am

* Drowning in the lake near Badfellow's cabin from one hit of weed combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

He didn’t so much drown as he did flubber around for a while on his back in three inches of lake water. We had to keep the buzzards and the seagulls at bay until he was finally able to right himself.
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Re: RIP Oettinger

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:31 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:18 am
That`s some tiny ass Schnitzels DB, laughable.
That's what she said.
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:18 am
trying to swallow DB`s Schnitznuggets
That's also what she said.
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I don't what the hell is going on but damn I want some schnitzel now
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Reminds me of that one TV show The Schnitzelist starring David Hasselhoff. What sort of schnitzel adventure will he get into this week?
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:35 pm
Reminds me of that one TV show The Schnitzelist starring David Hasselhoff. What sort of schnitzel adventure will he get into this week?
Schnitzlrider, a man and his schnitzel take on organized kitchen crime
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:35 pm
Reminds me of that one TV show The Schnitzelist starring David Hasselhoff. What sort of schnitzel adventure will he get into this week?
Those wacky Germans would watch anything starring the SchnitzHoff. After all, he is Germany's most beloved national treasure.
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Schnitzelwatch: starring David Schnitzelhoff and Pamela Lee Schnitzelson.
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I'm pretty damned hungry and have no plan and this thread is not helping and neither is this run-on sentence.

I think it might have to be spaghetti carbonara, which I learned to make from the virtuoso bassist Davie504.
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Who honestly gives a schnitz?
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Another one bites the dust. The mortality rate around here is rising. It's too fucking sad. I pretty much give up at this point.
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Re: RIP Oettinger - NOT!

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Savage wrote:
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Another one bites the dust. The mortality rate around here is rising. It's too fucking sad. I pretty much give up at this point.
Thankfully Lady Savage no, oett didn't pass. It's just an sick joke of a thread. It reminds me of that Golden Girls episode where Sophia fakes her death so she can see what people say about her at her own funeral.
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Yeah, DearBooze created this thread. He better comes up with a very nice honorific speech at my funeral now!
I`ll watch it on youtube later
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Re: RIP Oettinger

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Ooooh, so this is what you all were talking about... I'm still confused.

So to calm my nerves, I'm raising a glass of vodka, ice, and muddled lemon slices (which I now call The Oettinger™) in his honor

I see his ghost is even posting in remembrance.

Damn, we lost a lot of people in 2020.
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