Things Badfellow should choke on

[Artful Drunktective]

This is dedicated to BF since he's the Cliff Clavin of the MDM forum. Got this from the MDM Facebook page.

[Patchez]

The Buffalo Theory may be the greatest advancement in science of all time.

[Badfellow]

Not to be a stickler, but weren’t the American bison hunted to the brink of extinction?

[Merchant Seaman]

Not to be a stickler, but weren’t the American bison hunted to the brink of extinction?

True, but when people stopped living in dirt houses and cooking their food over burning shit, they built bars and better things to do than shoot large slow animals, of course things got a bit fun near the bars, so Dodge City hired Wyatt Earp to keep the peace, but then Wyatt moved to Arizona where he owned a bar and shot some people, then he went to Alaska, where he met the Great American Drunkard (and writer) Jack London, London lived in Oakland Ca., where he often drank at (and wrote about) Heinhold's First and Last Chance Saloon, which is still there.

[oettinger]

True, but when people stopped living in dirt houses and cooking their food over burning shit

With our british boardmembers I have my doubts right there.
A candle and some finger-paint is considered a dia-show on that recluse island.
You must have seen it once, you`re a man of sea. It`s located between france, irish whisky and arctica

[Merchant Seaman]

True, but when people stopped living in dirt houses and cooking their food over burning shit

With our british boardmembers I have my doubts right there.
A candle and some finger-paint is considered a dia-show on that recluse island.
You must have seen it once, you`re a man of sea. It`s located between france, irish whisky and arctica

True, but but I doubt they ever hunted American Bison in Britain.

[Badfellow]

True, but when people stopped living in dirt houses and cooking their food over burning shit

With our british boardmembers I have my doubts right there.
A candle and some finger-paint is considered a dia-show on that recluse island.
You must have seen it once, you`re a man of sea. It`s located between france, irish whisky and arctica

True, but but I doubt they ever hunted American Bison in Britain.

Shit roasted meat never really caught on in Britain where the meat is mostly roasted shit.

[oettinger]

True, but but I doubt they ever hunted American Bison in Britain.

Very true.

Isn`t haggiss "New" Englang Buffalo buttons?

[Artful Drunktective]

I am currently in the midst of knitting Badfellow a Hidden Valley Ranch Christmas sweater like Rhett's from GMM. Because everyone knows that life is fkin' awesome on the HVR and why not represent! Pretty sure Nausea has Link's cat laser-eye sweater already so I don't have to knit that one thankfully.

[Badfellow]

As Rhett’s attorney, I advised him not to push copy-write infringement with the HVR or his personal YuoTube demonetization with an unlicensed holiday sweater.




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Heretofore, any reference to "Nausea", "Nausea’s cat" or "Nausea’s cat’s laser beam eyes" are the property of Nauseas & Bella Enterprises, as represented by my client.

[Artful Drunktective]

I think what we all learned here today, is that FKR better get on the freakin' ball and knit us drunkards some MDM Christmas sweaters. We need new merch.

[oettinger]

Between the time when the oceans drank Moonshine and the rise of the sons of Rumays, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, BadFellow, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Mariuano upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his blackout. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!