For the sake of this thread, lets stipulate that communication is not an issueSavage wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:07 amI never got to meet any of my great grandfathers. So I'd pick that. But which one? Also, would I be able to understand the German one? Or for that matter, the English one? Or the Irish one? (I think maybe Irish, by the name.) And I have no idea what the other one was, but the name sounds kind of German.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 1:36 pmBeer with your great grandfather
Whiskey with any random WW2 soldier (not a related to you)
Wine with a Roman Senator
Mead with a viking
You can only pick one, and you must say why
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I`m dumb. Because germans believe in blondes and booze
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I'll take whiskey with Hank. Mainly because I don't care for tequila, wine or Dolly Parton.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:36 pmGood point, I should have made one for country singers.
OK...
Whiskey with Hank Williams senior
Tequila with Johnny Cash (in his drinking days)
Wine with Dolly Parton
Might be the most fun to drink bourbon with Hank and Johnny.
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Bourbon and blow with Waylon.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:36 pmGood point, I should have made one for country singers.
OK...
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Wine with Dolly Parton
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Beer with my grand grandasshole to find out how he could turn my grandfather into a nazi.
Why? I would like them to see what I`m looking like, just two generations later
Why? I would like them to see what I`m looking like, just two generations later
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Jayne MansfieldMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 1:40 pmOn a related note
Would you rather spend the night with;
Marilyn Monroe
Bettie Page
Audrey Hepburn
Rita Hayward
Mae West
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Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:23 amSavage wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:07 amI never got to meet any of my great grandfathers. So I'd pick that. But which one? Also, would I be able to understand the German one? Or for that matter, the English one? Or the Irish one? (I think maybe Irish, by the name.) And I have no idea what the other one was, but the name sounds kind of German.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 1:36 pmBeer with your great grandfather
Whiskey with any random WW2 soldier (not a related to you)
Wine with a Roman Senator
Mead with a viking
Well I was wondering. Because some of them spoke English and I’m willing to bet that the others learned pretty damn quick once they got off the boat. But damn. I miss my dead grandparents. All of them were so nice. But now I am old and I am the grandma. But I identify as sixteen. Unfortunately, I had railroad tracks on my teeth back then, but my skin was mostly clear. Poor Grumpy’s teeth were straight but he had teen-aged acne. Of course, I didn’t know him back then. He got married to the beast right around the time I was graduating from junior high.
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Ava Gardner. And I probably wouldn't dare touch her.Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 8:45 pmJayne MansfieldMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 1:40 pmOn a related note
Would you rather spend the night with;
Marilyn Monroe
Bettie Page
Audrey Hepburn
Rita Hayward
Mae West
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I haven't seen a single blond in Germany. I only saw booze, despair, old people, old man named Gunther and a road sign saying "beware of genital herpes". I might be wrong, but everything sounds like genital herpes in German language.
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Wait, can we go back to dating beautiful ladies in our dreams?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat May 15, 2021 6:27 amI haven't seen a single blond in Germany. I only saw booze, despair, old people, old man named Gunther and a road sign saying "beware of genital herpes". I might be wrong, but everything sounds like genital herpes in German language.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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None apply to me. Jason Momoa. Drinking booze out of a coconut. A pineapple would also suffice. On a deserted island I once lived on. I don't care what we talk about.
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i defo wont be picking the great granddads
my mum's granddad was tea total and my dad's granddad was a drunk but also beat his wife near to death.
recon i'll fuck that option off...hah
my mum's granddad was tea total and my dad's granddad was a drunk but also beat his wife near to death.
recon i'll fuck that option off...hah
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They call that a growler. It also might bark at you.
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Actually, talking to a Viking woman might be interesting. We could talk about what awesome pigs men are, always belching and farting and tossing their soiled undies about. Or perhaps talk someone such as Helen Keller (or Annie Sullivan), Harriet Tubman or Sojourner Truth. Marie Curie. Eleanor Roosevelt. Dolly Madison. (how the heck did you keep your cool when the White House was in flames, and keep all your people from panicking and hitting the road?)
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