Not if you use one of those airguns that shoot underwear.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:31 pmAr the eisk of sounding like a hippie - couldn't you just throw pies laced with broken glass at clowns? Shooting them just seems excessive.
Profound Thoughts (a place for great drunken insights)
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Mimes are a special case for which blunt force objects are reserved. Then they can just point to where it hurts.
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If I had all of the money I've spent on booze, I would be a miserable, shitty person, who led a dull, miserable, shitty life, and no I wouldn't be rich, I would have spent that scratch on something foolish, so I'm glad I spent it on booze.
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I feel like I had something really deep last night. But it's gone now.
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I catched it and thought it was stupid so I flushed it with my morning turd.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:01 pmI feel like I had something really deep last night. But it's gone now.
I hope that was not to rough
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Only you will know if your morning turd is too rough.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:03 pmI catched it and thought it was stupid so I flushed it with my morning turd.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:01 pmI feel like I had something really deep last night. But it's gone now.
I hope that was not to rough
Eat softer foods if this problem persists.
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Thanks doc Scream, it`s always a joy to be on your couch and just drunken talk freely. I have some ribs in the oven.
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All draft beer in the U.S. should be served in imperial pints
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Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 2:51 amAll draft beer in the U.S. should be served in imperial pints
Wouldn’t argue with that, though there is something to be said too about the 1 liter glass beer stein.
Does vodka come in 55 gallon drums?
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I don't think so, but you could buy a food grade 55 gallon drum, and fill it with vodkaBadfellow wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:12 amMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 2:51 amAll draft beer in the U.S. should be served in imperial pints
Wouldn’t argue with that, though there is something to be said too about the 1 liter glass beer stein.
Does vodka come in 55 gallon drums?
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A 55 gallon food grade drum, with a spigot, filled with a cornucopia of various liquor ranging from 80-120 proof. Paint a big question mark on the side.
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You can source vodka at 55 gallons. I seen't it on a Whiskey Tribe video.
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