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Okole maluna!

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 1:12 pm
Are you calling me Daddy?
Gotta get a shave and a haircut dude. You'll never land that dream job looking like that.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:53 am
Gotta get a shave and a haircut dude. You'll never land that dream job looking like that.
Yes Daddy.
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 1:50 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:53 am
Gotta get a shave and a haircut dude. You'll never land that dream job looking like that.
Yes Daddy.
Creepy, creepy man.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 1:12 pm
Are you calling me Daddy?
HA! I just watched one of that guys vids where he was drinking a bud light during the zoom interviews.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Everyone should own a nice pair of nipple pasties for job interviews.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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He must be drinking alone because I wouldn't have a drink with this guy. Yikes!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Guy logs into court teleconference session with the name Buttfucker 3000. Judge is not pleased.
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Goddamn Norm MacDonald is dead...

god fucking damnit

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:46 pm
Goddamn Norm MacDonald is dead...
Watched his stuff as a kid. Found him hilarious.

Awesome personality.
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Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:19 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:46 pm
Goddamn Norm MacDonald is dead...
Watched his stuff as a kid. Found him hilarious.

Awesome personality.
He was my favorite. Here is one of his most ridiculously funny bits: https://youtu.be/1-MJy7w69EU
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When I first moved into this apartment 12 years ago, a large latte at the Peet's across the alley was $3.85. Today it is $5.15.

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Hugh wrote:
Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:03 pm
When I first moved into this apartment 12 years ago, a large latte at the Peet's across the alley was $3.85. Today it is $5.15.
It blows my mind that they would charge the first price even....it's only a fucking coffee.
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I've never understood anything beyond black coffee.

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benitobeast69 wrote:
Sat Sep 18, 2021 9:41 am
Hugh wrote:
Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:03 pm
When I first moved into this apartment 12 years ago, a large latte at the Peet's across the alley was $3.85. Today it is $5.15.
It blows my mind that they would charge the first price even....it's only a fucking coffee.
Back when I was a white collar coffee aficionado I learned quickly about Starbucks. You want a shot of espresso? $5. I was in Italy and these kiosks and coffee bars were everywhere. A double shot of espresso was around $2 US. Make it yourself.
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