YKYDW....

[oettinger]

For some weird reason you`re not allowed within 300 yards of your local distillery anymore

[Nausea]

Your body starts rejecting anything that isn't alcoholic.

[oettinger]

Your body starts sucking in anything that is alcoholic

Alcohol-Magnet style

[Nausea]

You attempt to extract your skull, brute-force via your fierce, dominant-handed grip.

[Lush City]

... you drink 150pf. bourbon and you think it tastes watered down.

[oettinger]

Bars keep a mugshot of you reading; Americas most drunken, dead or passed out. Zero reward

[scream ale]

Bars keep a mugshot of me reading; Germany's most plastered, shit hammered or blacked out no reward tough shnitzle

[oettinger]

Bars keep a mugshot of me reading; NYs most fucked upped, cirrhosis of the liver or pancreatitis, bottle of lysol for first live footage

[Lush City]

You know when you buy a self help book that tells you how to seduce strip tease club dancers. Then you actually go out and practice the techniques then get thrown out of the club for no specific reason but only after you have spent $200 on drinks for yourself and these stripper babes who only drank champagne.

[oettinger]

You know when you buy a self help book that tells you how to seduce strip tease club dancers. Then you actually go out and practice the techniques then get thrown out of the club for no specific reason but only after you have spent $200 on drinks for yourself and these stripper babes who only drank champagne.

Wrong thread Lush
Thats more like: You know youre an idiot when

[oettinger]

Rocky II workout music plays in your head after you poured your morning whisky

Betty Ford and Hitler are the same person to you.

You think drinking light beer should be a discipline in the paralympics.

You`re not an alcoholic. Alcohol loves you!

[scream ale]

When you drink light beer and think Rocky II is a love story about Hitler and Betty Ford.

[Nausea]

Knowing that you can and will drink tomorrow as well as now gives you a deep sense of peace.

[oettinger]

Until today you didn`t know

[scream ale]

Knowing that you can and will drink tomorrow as well as now gives you a deep sense of peace.

I like and agree with that.
Cheers sir!