Random shit

[Savage]

When the children were little, we used to go and rent a movie for the children, and a movie for mommy and daddy. They also sold beer and coca-cola, so we would buy a waxed cardboard case of each. On Saturday, because Barfachussets did not sell booze on Sunday. I think it was the rental of Labyrinth the ensured my little girls would grow up heterosexual.

[oettinger]

Cold season means our cats are eating out of sheer boredom.

Good for them, expensive for me

[Artful Drunktective]

Saw this pristine "Bon Jovi" limited edition Volkswagen Golf at the store today. I was so jealous (not). And yes, it really WAS a thing, it is NOT a sticker. Google it if you don't believe it but believe it. Freakin' Germans, dude.

The weirdest part was, we saw a really old ass lady get into it. Not old like me but like elderly as in 85 years old. That was unexpected. She either doesn't know who BJ is, or clearly bought it used.

[Dear Booze]

She doesn't know what a BJ is.

It's not a recent invention. They've been around for thousands of years.

[oettinger]

I remember the Bon Jovi edition Volks Wagons from the early nineties. They even had TV comercials for those.
I never learned however what made them superior to an average rabbit in any shape or form though

[Savage]

Nutria fur coats are the new thing

An old thing. For those who could not afford mink. Funny that most of the luxurious fur coats are made of rodent fur.

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

Nutria fur coats are the new thing

An old thing. For those who could not afford mink. Funny that most of the luxurious fur coats are made of rodent fur.

Hey. You didn't mention "Grumpy."

What gives?

[Savage]

How much for the monkey fur?

I killed a monk in Reno, just to watch him die.
Then I made a coat of him,
And made his momma cry.
I wore it out to dinner, and the PETA said:
You done killed a monkey, now we'll kill you dead.

So I set fire to their leader's vinyl coat,
And danced while the flames did burn
At it was then, that I found out,
That vinyl really burns

[Savage]

How much for the monkey fur?

I killed a monk in Reno, just to watch him die.
Then I made a coat of him,
And made his momma cry.
I wore it out to dinner, and the PETA said:
You done killed a monkey, now we'll kill you dead.

So I set fire to their leader's vinyl coat,
And danced while the flames did burn
At it was then, that I found out,
That vinyl really burns

Ouch, by Henry Gibson.

[Lush City]

Triangular UFO over Cincinnati, Ohio 2021
https://youtu.be/_UyxREPCCCU

[oettinger]

^^^ That`s a bird

[Badfellow]

What you saw was the planet Venus.

[Badfellow]

UFO’s, are they extraterrestrials? Without invoking the Fermi paradox, odds are they are not. Furthermore, what possible interest would these advanced beings have in a backwater species so boring and self absorbed as ourselves? It would be like Dear Booze visiting Iowa.

Are they advanced government or private entity projects? It’s possible, albeit pretty fucking advanced. The science behind defying the known laws of physics is beyond my scope, probably yours as well.

Are they temporal incursions by travelers from the future? An intriguing concept made even more complicated by the possibility of a multiverse and an astronomical number of divergent realities. And if this is the case, are these chrononauts merely observers? Or are they exerting some form of influence or manipulation over the course of events?

[oettinger]

Good observations fellow BadFellow,

and would Iowa welcome DearBooze or would they fight him knowing that he brings distortion and havock upon them, I mean he`s a god-like advanced drunken being to those pityful worms.

[scream ale]

and would Iowa welcome DearBooze or...

Iowa should be happy anyone shows up there willingly.