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I do not drink coffee. So I do not want a white russian. I want a brown one, made with chocolate liqueur.
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Good morning sunday drunks,

do you think people have magnetic fields surronding them?

Thing is, since me and AD lived in this place together we managed to "break" a lot of electronic devices.

A washing machine literally gave up life within our third load.

Not too long ago we needed a new microwave.

Now a fridge is toast.

And the car randomly doesn`t want to start.

Hmm we are electronically cursed,

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Mistah Willies, I miss you so.
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Good evening sunday drunks,

tonight AD got some fresh weed from a friend of ours.
That stuff reeks. In a good way.

Too bad I prefer getting drunk, because that is high end weed.

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So as usual on Sunday I went down to the local Mexican restaurant for brunch. Wearing my LA Charger shirt and cap I ran into folks headed to SoFi Stadium to see the Vikings. It was horn honking and folks at the bus stop on Manchester Av. 5mi east to Inglewood. Everyone was cheering! But the suckers lost! Crap! Happy Sunday... 😒
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

today I want to cheers you up with hilarious video.

I don`t know how familiar you are with the NBA, but basically the Sacramento Kings have been the laughing stock of the league for years now.

A sports journalist said: Drinking and watching Kings’ basketball do not mix.

Here is the evidence.

Can you imagine paying thousand dollars for a front row seat, just puke all over yourself on live TV.

I like how that dude doesn`t even move while they have to clean up his mess.

The game had to be stopped for 15 minutes because of this.

If I was that guy I`d have probably pissed myself for good measure also.


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Basketball is the worst of all the professional sports. Worse than soccer, worse than curling or the NFL. If Hitler played pickle ball with Dr. Phil and Joe McCarthy it would not be as whorish or reviled as the NBA.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:44 am
Basketball is the worst of all the professional sports. Worse than soccer, worse than curling or the NFL. If Hitler played pickle ball with Dr. Phil and Joe McCarthy it would not be as whorish or reviled as the NBA.
Oett will fight you. lol.

football is the greatest sport in the world by a country mile. It's the most popular for a reason.

I don't mind watching some of your American sports thought... they certainly make each game feel like a big event.
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The NFL would be more interesting if they gave each player a large caliber pistol with one bullet.
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If they planted landmines across the field I'd watch as many NFL games as I could.

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:44 am
Basketball is the worst of all the professional sports.
Uuuummm baseball?! American figure skating?
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Good evening sunday drunks,

what`s the longest pee you`ve ever had?

Sometimes on these skype calls I sit there wanting to follow the very important conversation while having drink after drink.
When I finally muster up to go to the bathroom, it`s the Mississippiriver-floods coming out. You can rent a boat and travel upstream on these.

Drink enough drunks,

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I'm a hockey kinda girl. Never a dull moment on the ice. Also love them toothless Nordic and Canuckian players. Especially those with the surnames that end in "quist" They rock.
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^^^Like Robert Drunkquist^^^
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:28 am
Good morning sunday drunks,

today I want to cheers you up with hilarious video.

I don`t know how familiar you are with the NBA, but basically the Sacramento Kings have been the laughing stock of the league for years now.

A sports journalist said: Drinking and watching Kings’ basketball do not mix.

Here is the evidence.

Can you imagine paying thousand dollars for a front row seat, just puke all over yourself on live TV.

I like how that dude doesn`t even move while they have to clean up his mess.

The game had to be stopped for 15 minutes because of this.

If I was that guy I`d have probably pissed myself for good measure also.


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