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You study wildlife in africa just to be away from family and get wasted
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The last dry in your family tree is some amphibian creature crawling on shore some million years ago
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That soda on the whisky made you gag
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I can't figure out how to comment on that old thread "You know you are drunk when"
but I know I must be overserved because I could not ty[e type the work word drunk without misspelling it a few times. I have another stupid dr appt in morning so i suppost this is my last drink. Cheers! and another one to Betty White! NS
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Yeah, it's all about driving a motor vehicle. If you can't cross the room to get to the front door, you better stay home. You know what I mean?
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The last time you threw up on yourself was right now.

You don`t mind guests, as long as they stay away.

You fantazise about alcohol containing alcohol

When someone talks about Lemmy you immediately start defending heavy drinking

Just one shot sounds worthless and stupid to you

When you were born a beer brand was created somewhere, must have

You`d quit drinking on the spot if there was anything tastier invented than whisky. The results yet so far were all negative

You joined a 80s cover band just for the booze, drugs and chicks

You go to the stadium to watch baseball. You hate baseball, but you like the beer
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You`re not allowed backstage on a Mötley Crue gig because you`re too wasted

You are example D. 3.3 in some lifelong drunk monkey studies

An open wound doesn`t bother you, you are bleeding disinfectans

The last time you tasted coke without alcohol in it must have been circa 100 years ago

They say you drink like a whole family of five during christmas. You say to yourself: 10 bottles seems a little bit much for just one family
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If you mix jetfuel with the right amount of dieseloil it makes for a helluva cocktail

Eating out off your neighbours garbage tastes still better then your drunk cooking

Your dog is named whisky because you already have a cat called vodka
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You find this thread entertaining.
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you take Lush City`s posts as valid critique
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You knew you could outlast Lemmy for one more weekend
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You put on fresh underwear and don't realize until you're undrunk that it was on backwards the entire time.
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Faces of meth pictures really don`t bother you anymore, you have seen face of monday in the mirror
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 22, 2022 2:06 am
You put on fresh underwear and don't realize until you're undrunk that it was on backwards the entire time.
This has happened to me. More than once. I've been at work for a full two hours before I noticed how smart of a dresser I was.

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You realize ALF isn`t a real person, but why is that same dude acting in fucking star wars then?
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