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Hugh wrote:
Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:10 pm
Looks like the hard seltzer boom is over: https://news.yahoo.com/millions-cases-t ... 25928.html
Thank the Gods for that... Too bad they couldn't distill it and rescue the alcohol though...
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The fact that they'd rather destroy it all and not try selling at least some of it at a discount seems odd. Of course I know fuck all about business.
But still destroying all those cans that could've held beer just seems wasteful. Especially in these times.

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I will crush your hard seltzer like a Twinkie! Pretty sure the Iron Sheik said that at some point.
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I would gladly drink all of 'dem stuffs if it was 4. FREEE!
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Fill a pool with Truly and float around like a peach mango corpse.
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Oct 26, 2021 5:24 pm
Fill a pool with Truly and float around like a peach mango corpse.
Is it ok if I skinny dip? It'd be a bit like a walrus floating in said pool... But I hear there's a market for that...
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Wed Oct 27, 2021 8:31 am
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Oct 26, 2021 5:24 pm
Fill a pool with Truly and float around like a peach mango corpse.
Is it ok if I skinny dip? It'd be a bit like a walrus floating in said pool... But I hear there's a market for that...
Depends. Are the goods submerged? Because if they aren't, there's a market for that too...
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:24 am

Depends. Are the goods submerged? Because if they aren't, there's a market for that too...
If I float on my back, I'd look like a pale pink submarine with a periscope...
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The way to make hard seltzer is 4 oz. bourbon 3 oz. Perrier or club soda and a bit of ice.
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Savage wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:37 am
The way to make hard seltzer is 4 oz. bourbon 3 oz. Perrier or club soda and a bit of ice.
Call it hardcore seltzer and sell it to tweens for 15 bucks a can : filthy rich
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^^^ I can`t even enter that website.

Too bad, one highly potential buyer lost
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"...Humans have known about hamsters’ affinity for alcohol since at least the 1950s..."

Really? How many of you knew this? And if you did, how did you find out?
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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 9:15 pm
"...Humans have known about hamsters’ affinity for alcohol since at least the 1950s..."

Really? How many of you knew this? And if you did, how did you find out?
And I’ll bet you didn’t know that a hamster can outdrink a lab rat either. Maybe if you read Rodent Drunkard Magazine a little more often.
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