For years, I thought it was purple. Which is cool. ('Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.)Hugh wrote: ↑Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:10 amI couldn't figure out where to put it so I made another new thread. Mods can put it wherever the fuck they like. I just want to indulge my smartasseness.
“Metropolitan Police Dispatch, how can I help you?”
“HELP!! THERES A WEREWOLF LOOSE IN LONDON!!”
“Alright, do you have a description of said werewolf?”
“...his hair was perfect ....”
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Recent small talk at the home-improve: I hit the nail on the spot cause I`m hammered
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Tell us a joke!
I'll start. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
In case they get a hole in one.
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I don't even know what this means. I voted for the guy. Both times. That's all I remember. They seem like a lovely family. And my gawd, what came after... You might not like old Joe, but you gotta admit, he brought us back to normal.Savage wrote: ↑Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:12 amHey, y'all. Do you know what is black and white and red all over?
Obama.
Thanks, y'all. I would say that I would be here all week, but I'm afraid our esteemed colleague will be banning me shortly, for political content.
Anyways, order the veal, it's freaking yummy, and do remember to tip your server well.
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^^^ Wait, wut? This is normal?
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Now that we've been face to face I don't wanna sound like an offended pussy regarding my weight problem. All I'm asking is that you don't make any fat jokes...
I have enough on my plate...
I have enough on my plate...
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Is that another chicken dinner joke???Backbone Robby Bobby wrote: ↑Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:10 amNow that we've been face to face I don't wanna sound like an offended pussy regarding my weight problem. All I'm asking is that you don't make any fat jokes...
I have enough on my plate...
Bawk!
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Old couple and the husbands asks his wife:
-With how many men have you slept my Dear?
- Only with you. With the others I wasn't sleeping...
-With how many men have you slept my Dear?
- Only with you. With the others I wasn't sleeping...
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How do you follow Will Smith in the mud? Follow the fresh prints.
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What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
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What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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Kinda like when we had Mr. Generic American Dad, Gerald Ford, after Nixon, who exited with dignity, at least. Prevented a lot of my friends from surfing near his mansion, but it's not like he wanted it that way. Give the old dude some credit. My grandaddy (born and raised in Texas) wore slacks and a blue short-sleeved shirt and dress shoes to the beach, so hey! Old guys gotta old.
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