TOP 10 lists

[scream ale]

Yikes drunks,

ok Top 10 germans in no particular order:

Oett, Merkel, Udo Dirkschneider, the members of Schleim Keim

[Backbone Robby Bobby]

Top 10 George Costanza moments

1)Negative...Oh my God. Why?! Why?! WHY?!
2)George's a hand model
3)Elaine has a cool boyfriend...
4)I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?...
5)George...You are such a gentleman!
6)George escapes a fire
7)The shrinkage
8)My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
9)If it's anybody, it's me.
10)I swallowed a fly!

[Artful Drunktective]

Top 10 George Costanza moments

Good ones! There's just so many!

[Artful Drunktective]

The broad who thought it was cool to bust my chops just because I like to drink a liter of bourbon every weekend will pay dearly. She will be funemployed very shortly.

And did you say, "Who are you, my mom?!" ha.

I could never be with someone who isn't a drunkard. It would never work out. oett doesn't drink during the week (unless it's a holiday etc.) because as y'all know, he is a rock star on the weekends. But at least he doesn't care if I do. But when you meet someone on the drunkard board like we did, it sort of comes with the territory lol.

[Stendhal]

That rant was in poor taste on my part. I will more than likely drink at beer festivals and dives for the rest of the summer. I don't recall being too obnoxious but no point in wearing out my welcome at my regular bar.

[Stendhal]

The broad who thought it was cool to bust my chops just because I like to drink a liter of bourbon every weekend will pay dearly. She will be funemployed very shortly.

And did you say, "Who are you, my mom?!" ha.

I could never be with someone who isn't a drunkard. It would never work out. oett doesn't drink during the week (unless it's a holiday etc.) because as y'all know, he is a rock star on the weekends. But at least he doesn't care if I do. But when you meet someone on the drunkard board like we did, it sort of comes with the territory lol.

Thanks, AD. Oettinger's drinking style pretty much matches my own. Party hard during the weekends, and usually don't party too much on the weekdays, unless it is summer, then I like to through in a Weds or Thurs session.

[Stendhal]

Handguns, you say? Suppose I’ll give it a whirl, in no particular order…

1. SIG P229
2. Heckler & Koch MK23
3. Colt King Cobra
4. Colt 1911
5. S&W 327
6. S&W 460 XVR
7. EAA 10mm Witness Elite
8. Walther PPK or possibly the Makarov
9. SIG P210-1
10. Colt SAA “Peacemaker"

Solid list, Badfellow, what do you think of the new p210's Sig just released? Also, for the Colt King Cobra, is that rating for the older models or the new series just released a few years ago?
My top 10 handgun list, also in no particular order.

1. Smith and Wesson Model 27
2. Smith and Wesson Model 19
3. Smith and Wesson Model 586
4. Beretta 92
5. CZ 75 series
6. 1911
7. Sig p226
8. Browning Hi-Power
9. Manurhin MR 73
10. Smith and Wesson Model 29

All great firearms.
Top ten handguns for me in no particular order

1. Walther PPX .40 S&W
2. Ruger GP 100 .357 Mag
3. Luger P-08 9mm
4. Sig P320 X Compact 9mm
5. Shadow Systems SS1005 9mm
6. Cech Scorpion .32 auto
7. Para Ordnance P13.45 .45
8. S&W Model 642 .38 Special +P
9. Walther PPS 9mm
10. S&W Govenor .45 LC/ 410

Good taste, Patchez. My very first handgun was a Ruger GP 100, solid gun, and my carry piece for 5 years was a S&W 442, the blued version of the 642. Big fan of wheelguns, one of my bigger regrets is not buying a ton of those old S&W and Ruger revolvers when they priced at $200 to $300 ten or fifteen years ago.

[Backbone Robby Bobby]

Top TEN "all-American-badasserey-takin'-no-shit-movie-scenes"

1. "We think you should apologize."
2. "Huh?!...I didn't hear what you said? What you said? You can't talk now? Huh?"
3. "You're the one who killed our friend?"
4. "Who the fuck are you?"
5. "Where's Nitti?..."He's in the car..."
6. "Its not our way"..."But it's my way"
7. "We're not just gonna let you walk outta here"..."Who is we sucker?"...
8. "Go ahead. I don't shop here."
9."It says all that? Maybe if you wrote it in fuckin' English, I would fuckin' understand..."
10. "I don't step on toes Little John..."

Top TEN "all-American-badasserey-takin'-no-shit-movie-scenes" Part II

1. Snowman's revenge
2. "My ring's outside."
3. "Your brother wants to speak to you. Yeah, hold on."
4. "This is too easy man."
5. "Smile you son of a bitch."
6. "If you touch me again I'll kill you"
7. "This oughta do"...
8. "You tell 'em I'm comin'..."
9."I wanna take you to the bank Senator Trent..."
10. "Did you smile?"

[oettinger]

Top 10 hangovers

1- Vomit shit n shakes, even water tastes like poison
2- hungry munchy - any more leftover pizza from friday?
3- Sleepy deepy - the alarm goes off on tuesday morning just as planned
4 - headache - who needs a brain when it constantly hurts
5 - suicidal - life is shit
6 - Regrets - Did I really say that?
7 - Broken items - Fuuuuuuck that TV was only a month old
8 - Body pain - should have gone to the ER with that broken bone last night
9 - Wallet lost - I`ll sleep more and hope it miraciously re-appears
10 - All the above in one - rock on!

[oettinger]

Top 10 ways of being drunk

tipsy but not wasted, very talkative
stumbling around, bouncing off walls. pain threshold: zero
Spilling drink and food on yourself trying to look smart
Urinating yourself
Loudmouthing everyone
Interrupting perfectly fine conversations with two strangers/ appruptly ending said conversations
Can still walk and talk but it`s aimelessly
Talking some over the top bullshit that you can`t back up
Crying like a little bitch, you love everyone...
I can drive, no problemo, I can also fly us somewhere if you provide us the learjet
Shitting yourself