Does anyone here have a drunk superpower?

[Patchez]

I have a degree in chemical engineering and I often convert alcohol to urine. My favorite pastime actually.

[Stendhal]

Honestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.

Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.

[oettinger]

Honestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.

Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.

Clear case of drunk to the future. Try drinking back in time, ooooophs difficult

[Patchez]

Honestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.

Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.

Sounds like you rode your hippocampus home.

[Savage]

Honestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.

Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.

Sounds like you rode your hippocampus home.

I once matriculated (gawd, did Daddy love that word) at uh, somewhere, and my hippocampus went on a rampage and tore up the school, so I was escorted off campus. I do not know what became of my beloved hippo Henry, but I hope wherever he is, he is happy.

[oettinger]

so I was escorted off campus. .

That happened to a friend of mine once. He drank a bottle of korn schnaps in the sun.
He played the "poor refugee card" and got away without any futher trouble

[Savage]

I can sound perfectly coherent until that tipping point where I fall out of my chair and have to take a short rest. I know this is so, because I always make perfect sense to myself.

Also I have the superpower all the time, even undrunk, of having a clock in my head. Such as, when I am making something to eat, and it needs to cook a certain amount of time, I almost always get up seconds before the alarm goes off.

I'm not usually drunk while I am cooking, but I do drink and cook.

In fact, I am not always drunk when I cook but I do cook when I am drinking. I am the most interesting woman in the world, or so the little pink squirrels tell me
and they are never wrong

[oettinger]

I can transfer my poop in your sewers, please make sure to look for it.

I can also drink your whisky and vodka. I`m super at that

[scream ale]

I can transfer my poop in your sewers, please make sure to look for it.

Das Super-Pooper!

[oettinger]

Let`s fish for syringes, tampons and condoms, bring the children! First to any STD wins

[oettinger]

Thanks to my youtube powers I can play Mandy loud enugh to wake up my entire neighbourhood.
I rarely use that power though, because Sensei AD said I can only use this fatal move once per weekend, otherwise Barry would loose his earbleeding death-threatining magic

Edit: I`m also capable of the one inch Cliff Richard death punch.

Edit 2: While in Angkor What I was schooled in the air fried honeybun method to kill, which I guess makes me the ultimate killing machine on the fryer