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You stare at an empty bottle longingly and silently thank it for its service.
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Your favorite distilleries struggle to ramp up production.
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Oct 04, 2022 9:41 pm
Your favorite distilleries struggle to ramp up production.
This is why I drink a variety of whiskies. I don't want to put that kind of burden on distillery workers. I'm helping them keep a healthy work life balance.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:54 am
This is why I drink a variety of whiskies.
Variety is the peat smoke of life.
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You equal sexworkers with distillery workers - both hate doing something that should be fun
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You deviously smile at yourself and realize there is really no mirror in front of you.
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You're too scared to look at your bank account after spending all day at various bars.
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There`s one song in your five hour playlist the is not about drinking and you already hate it
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You drink whiskey to get rid of the headache that whiskey gave you.
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Anything 100 proof and below tastes watery to you.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Dec 17, 2022 5:58 pm
Anything 100 proof and below taste like korn schnaps to you.
Fixed it
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On the rare day you don`t reek of booze people think you`re sick
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Every square foot of your apartment smells like whiskey.
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Your entire body is sore due to the night's complete intoxication and writhing around in bed all night, contorting oneself in awkward positions.

They call it "drunken yoga".
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Your doctor has two questions:

Do you shit red?
Do you cough red?
Is your piss red?
Do you vomit red?

All of the above?

You drank red paint and flushed it down with some turpentine
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