Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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I woke up alive. Now it is 3 am the next day. I talk to the doc on the phone in 6 and a half hours. This is good because--well, whatever. What was the question?
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In a nutshell the day started with heading off to the job place and is winding down with liquor and Black Sabbath. It's the little things that make it all suck less.
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Monday through today in a nutshell. Where there were once 3 electricians now there is me. The vitamin kitchen and packing area has been without an electrician for months. The 1st and 3rd shift electricians up there rarely cover more than an hour outside their own shift. They called the other electrician on 2nd who worked up there but bid out to our side, detergent and cat litter, so much that he quit after a month. He bid out because it's such a shit show up there. Now they call me almost everyday when they wouldn't hire me as electrician up there in the first place. Fuck Vitamins.
Long story short 2 more work days then Willie and family/others in Jersey.
Long story short 2 more work days then Willie and family/others in Jersey.
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Team litter any day!
Make it bigger and stuff rocks suddenly!
Ask himif he skypes next time. We have drunken six hour shifts on there
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Since the last few days I`m feeding a stray cat that clearly wants to be mine.
The problem is our own cats and dog won`t allow it.
The german cat shelter is no help at all. They told me to catch it myself and then they`ll come pick it up. There`s also an alligator in my pond, same procedure as usual?
The problem is our own cats and dog won`t allow it.
The german cat shelter is no help at all. They told me to catch it myself and then they`ll come pick it up. There`s also an alligator in my pond, same procedure as usual?
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Kill the gator and feed it to the cat.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Sep 24, 2022 5:54 amSince the last few days I`m feeding a stray cat that clearly wants to be mine.
The problem is our own cats and dog won`t allow it.
The german cat shelter is no help at all. They told me to catch it myself and then they`ll come pick it up. There`s also an alligator in my pond, same procedure as usual?
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bout that time
when I feel a buzz coming on, better check in with the drunkards, see what they are up to. I've been home a couple hours after I stopped by the local for another couple. Checked on the fam, poured one, checked on social media, made a couple calls. OK, now I can relax.
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Sounds like you're doin what you're meant to do brother!! i just got off drunk skype. i'm up ay 8am or id still be one. havin one or two more quiet ones before bed.
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I can attest from drunk skype that we`re all in good shape. Ok DrunkenAnglo had his heart broken for the first time in his life. Poor pug! He got some liquid counceling though
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Who's staying up for the lunar eclipse?
If I pass out now, my bladder should wake me up in time. I forgot how to make a poll(and a pole).
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Wake up! Don't piss the couch!whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:36 amIf I pass out now, my bladder should wake me up in time. I forgot how to make a poll(and a pole).
Sincerly,
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I was watching Catflix and witnessed our Pomeranian (with papers) attempt to hump the cats multiple times. I'm guessing out of sheer winter boredom. But I wonder why the cats never try to fck the dog?
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Cats are generally bottoms. You will have a rare one who is a top.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:03 pmI was watching Catflix and witnessed our Pomeranian (with papers) attempt to hump the cats multiple times. I'm guessing out of sheer winter boredom. But I wonder why the cats never try to fck the dog?
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Catflix arrouses your dog?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:03 pmI was watching Catflix and witnessed our Pomeranian (with papers) attempt to hump the cats multiple times. I'm guessing out of sheer winter boredom. But I wonder why the cats never try to fck the dog?
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Catflix is like porn for Pomeranians?
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