Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[Hugh]

Maybe I'm just paranoid, but it seems as if the world has started treating me differently since I quit my job and became a full time drunk. I don't cut my hair as often, don't shower/shampoo/shave as often, and wear the same dirty clothes as long as I can. I had foodstains on my jacket or about a month before I finally washed it.

A couple of weeks ago the clerk at the grocery deli told me the line was "over there" when I asked for my chicken. There is no line at that deli, there never has been, and even if there was a line, there was only one other person there and she was already being served. The guy refused to serve me, walking away saying something like "apologito amigo." Just a few seconds earlier he had been happily talking with the customer he was serving.

Then today at a restaurant that I've been going to for years, the owner who used to cheerfully serve me before I quit my job, now literally just drops my order on my table without a word.

Both of these times I was hungover and shaky and my hair smashed up from passing out motionless in my bed for several hours. I guess I give off some inner stink or repulsiveness now.

Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

[oettinger]

Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

No. You just encountered full blown stupidity

[Nausea]

Went skiing today since we figured there wouldn't be many people on the mountain. Confirmed.

I only lasted about 2.5 hours though before my legs started to give out. Is there some kind of cardio I can do that involves Scotch?

[Patchez]

I got my pee pee smacked by HR for verbally abusing a line lead who was incapable of doing his job because no one ever told him the difference between the leading edge of a detergent bottle versus the trailing edge. So I said let me explain this to you like I would an idiot or a fucking 3 year old. At which point he started to storm off in the middle of the explanation. I may have let fly a few choice words towards him as he stomped off.

Gonna need a few tonight.

[oettinger]

Called to complain to the asian delivery restaurant: We never got our spring-rolls!!!

When the dude showed up with another pack I realised the bag sitting in the hallway already.

He did too. Awkward. Free rolls though so what the fuck, yummy

[scream ale]

Woke up way too early, too much pizza and wings for my birthday lunch, not too much beer yet though. Cheers people.

[Nausea]

Happy birthday.

[scream ale]

Thanks.

[Badfellow]

Happy birthday, Scream.

[Stendhal]

Happy belated birthday, Scream, cheers!

[Artful Drunktective]

Woke up way too early, too much pizza and wings for my birthday lunch, not too much beer yet though. Cheers people.

Too much pizza and wings sounds like a great start to your birthday weekend. Cheers to another year!

[oettinger]

This drink is on scream!

I`ll mind-send you some of my buzz

[Patchez]

Happy Beerthday Scream

[Badfellow]

Dad broke his ankle yesterday. Slipped on the ice and he hadn’t even been drinking yet.

I drove him into regional health care today to have it x-rayed and confirm the fact that he did indeed fuck it up. I knew it would be a long wait. So I packed my laptop and an 8 ounce flask of dark rum to go with the complimentary coffee. Managed to bang out 7 pages in 3 hours, and no one seemed to mind the flask other than myself when it was gone.

Here’s to not breaking an ankle or anything else.

[Nausea]

May he have a speedy recovery!