this bar is always 13-1 guys to girls
now it's 26-2
things I used to say
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things I used to say
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Re: things I used to say
The ratio today is something like 25-4-1 guys to girls to "?".
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Re: things I used to say
Let's go check out the new club downtown.
Yeah. I never say that anymore. Ever.
Yeah. I never say that anymore. Ever.
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Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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Re: things I used to say
"Let's go to a kick ass Mexican restaurant to have free chips n' salsa, some chorizo queso blanco, tacos, etc, and several pitchers of margaritas"!
Never happened since I moved to Germany because kick ass Mexican restaurants seemingly don't exist here. I'm extremely devastated about this. I'm so effing jealous of Hugh, Lush City, and Dear Booze.
Never happened since I moved to Germany because kick ass Mexican restaurants seemingly don't exist here. I'm extremely devastated about this. I'm so effing jealous of Hugh, Lush City, and Dear Booze.
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Re: things I used to say
"Yeah Mad Dog 20/20 sounds good for tonight".
"Can I have another Bud Light?"
"I'll have another midori sour, please." That was me at age 21 at the aforementioned clubs that we no longer frequent.
"Can I have another Bud Light?"
"I'll have another midori sour, please." That was me at age 21 at the aforementioned clubs that we no longer frequent.
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Re: things I used to say
I don't think necking a 750ml and change in a weekend is a good idea.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: things I used to say
I've said this myself. Christ what a bad idea.
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Re: things I used to say
"Sure, I'll have another Natty Light".
"Let's drop some Jolly Ranchers down in our Zima's!!!"
(At Applebee's at age 21) "May I have a frozen peach margarita, please?"
"Hell yeah I'll have another shot of Southern Comfort!" (that's the night I first hooked up with my now ex-husband (no not oett) and the LAST time I had SoCo).
Man I have a lot of embarrassing drink-related shit I used to say.
I should include "Let's go to Applebee's tonight" because that is also up there in shameful moments, in addition to their girly margaritas.
"Let's drop some Jolly Ranchers down in our Zima's!!!"
(At Applebee's at age 21) "May I have a frozen peach margarita, please?"
"Hell yeah I'll have another shot of Southern Comfort!" (that's the night I first hooked up with my now ex-husband (no not oett) and the LAST time I had SoCo).
Man I have a lot of embarrassing drink-related shit I used to say.
I should include "Let's go to Applebee's tonight" because that is also up there in shameful moments, in addition to their girly margaritas.
Okole maluna!
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Re: things I used to say
I've been shown out of an Applebee's before I could finish my first beer, wish I could remember what I said or did.
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald