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this bar is always 13-1 guys to girls

now it's 26-2
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Sounds like Alaska.
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The ratio today is something like 25-4-1 guys to girls to "?".
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Let's go check out the new club downtown.



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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:13 am
Sounds like Alaska.
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Patchez wrote:
Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:50 pm
Let's go check out the whiskey and smoked ribs food truck parked outside the place that does killer beer and crab cakes with all the vintage Popular Mechanics articles.
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"Let's go to a kick ass Mexican restaurant to have free chips n' salsa, some chorizo queso blanco, tacos, etc, and several pitchers of margaritas"!

Never happened since I moved to Germany because kick ass Mexican restaurants seemingly don't exist here. I'm extremely devastated about this. I'm so effing jealous of Hugh, Lush City, and Dear Booze.
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"Yeah Mad Dog 20/20 sounds good for tonight".

"Can I have another Bud Light?"

"I'll have another midori sour, please." That was me at age 21 at the aforementioned clubs that we no longer frequent.
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I don't think necking a 750ml and change in a weekend is a good idea.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:16 am
"Yeah Mad Dog 20/20 sounds good for tonight".


I've said this myself. Christ what a bad idea.

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"Sure, I'll have another Natty Light".

"Let's drop some Jolly Ranchers down in our Zima's!!!"

(At Applebee's at age 21) "May I have a frozen peach margarita, please?"

"Hell yeah I'll have another shot of Southern Comfort!" (that's the night I first hooked up with my now ex-husband (no not oett) and the LAST time I had SoCo).

Man I have a lot of embarrassing drink-related shit I used to say.

I should include "Let's go to Applebee's tonight" because that is also up there in shameful moments, in addition to their girly margaritas.
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I've been shown out of an Applebee's before I could finish my first beer, wish I could remember what I said or did.
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