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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday drunks,

AD lost a day yesterday by sleeping too much. It happens. Do we ever get those days back in hell?

I want my days back!


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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

did you sleep at all today? I passed out when the sun was coming up and woke up with it going down.
Don`t they say you need sunlight?
Apparently I don`t.

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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 22, 2023 1:49 pm
Don`t they say you need sunlight?
I wouldn't think so. Think of all the people in permanent solitary confinement, or the children in my basement.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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getting drunk tonight, so I can sleep tonight, cuz I gotta big day tomorrow
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Re: Sunday

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:52 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 22, 2023 1:49 pm
Don`t they say you need sunlight?
I wouldn't think so. Think of all the people in permanent solitary confinement, or the children in my basement.
Yeah I often wonder how the hookers in Dear Booze's sound proof sub-basement are coping with Vitamin D deficiencies as well.
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Re: Sunday

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:45 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:52 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 22, 2023 1:49 pm
Don`t they say you need sunlight?
I wouldn't think so. Think of all the people in permanent solitary confinement, or the children in my basement.
Yeah I often wonder how the hookers in Dear Booze's sound proof sub-basement are coping with Vitamin D deficiencies as well.
While he was doing the sound proofing and extra deadbolt locks on the door, DB was also thoughtful enough to install full spectrum lighting. He didn’t want the hookers getting moody or depressed while they were being held in captivity. He might have even put some house plants in there.
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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:34 am
DB was also thoughtful enough to install full spectrum lighting. He didn’t want the hookers getting moody or depressed while they were being held in captivity.
Strobo lights?

They are not captive, they`re rather trapped
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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday hungovers,

I got lower back pain from sitting to long on my drunken butt today. Do you get out off your office chair other than for a refill or a quick wee ever on a weekend?
I obviously don`t.

Time for a topoff, cheers
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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:34 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:45 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:52 pm


I wouldn't think so. Think of all the people in permanent solitary confinement, or the children in my basement.
Yeah I often wonder how the hookers in Dear Booze's sound proof sub-basement are coping with Vitamin D deficiencies as well.
While he was doing the sound proofing and extra deadbolt locks on the door, DB was also thoughtful enough to install full spectrum lighting. He didn’t want the hookers getting moody or depressed while they were being held in captivity. He might have even put some house plants in there.
some snacks would have been nice
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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday drunks,

isn`t there anything more funny than an emergency call from a tennant while you`re having your third black russian for sunday lunch?

Thanks to this delicate interruption into my drinking habit I have to hurry now to make it to drunk bed by midnight.

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Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon, come Armageddon
Come, Armageddon, come
Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey
Hide on the promenade, etch a postcard
"How I dearly wish I was not here"
In the seaside town
That they forgot to bomb
Come, come, come, nuclear bomb
Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey
Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange dust lands on your hands
And on your face
On your face
On your face
On your face
Everyday is like Sunday
"Win yourself a cheap tray"
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey


Fuck if I know what any of that’s supposed to mean.
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Re: Sunday

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^^^ The Brits are gonna hate me for it but I do love that song and Morrissey, aside from him being a whiny little twat and all.
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

tonight there will be a big Drunkard face off: Team Patchez vs Team AD
Whisky against Vodka, final answers. I`m neutral spirits here but am already loaded 10 hours before drink-off. Will the Queefs eat some egg yellow outta the Eagle`s nest tonight?

Also, who`s a better Linebacker P or AD.


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Re: Sunday

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Team AD won it. We flat got out coached the second half. Though had Hurts not fumbled for that touchdown we still might have won.
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Re: Sunday

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Go evening sunday drunks,

today I only have to say that our dog eats better than we do.

Chickenbrest-diet vs crisps and vodka. I wish I was a fat pomeranian with two drunk owners in my probably very short next life.

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