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oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:15 pm
America...
"If you see a tahr comin' fer yer hayud, stop asahd. Don' look ayt thuh tahr."

Thet rawt thayr bay sum gud adviz *


* Edited for redneck clarity. I have met a couple-few rednecks in my day. In the midwest, oddly enough.
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There can be no hangovers if you never stop drinking, as a wise man once told me. Take that advice as you will.
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It’s the shakes that make it hard. There are no hangovers after awhile just the shakes. But we can fix that, we know how to get rid of the shakes, yes sir.
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I don't have kids to show this to, nor will I, but this is a funny pic. What's with the explosion?! Ahhh...the 80's.

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Okole maluna!

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^^^ Ok, nuke test, paps smurf, baywatch, and ted bundy looking for that six year old girl
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Spring is in the air, gents. Time to get your Easter outfits!

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Holy crap. Those guys are totally JCPENNEY catalog models. They are wearing the garment equivalent of of a mullet.
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Okay, now I get it — Juicing Like Jackie is a number of posts thing like the moniker Booze Head.
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Okay, now I get it — Juicing Like Jackie is a number of posts thing like the moniker Booze Head.
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Well, I’ve got a stomach ache, or rather an inflamed (feels like) intestine. The only cure for that is a drink, or several drinks. Don’t try to eat anything until the intestine uninflames. That could take awhile so in the meantime slowly cure it with sips of Booze Head brandy.
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I was in the store the other day, or maybe it was last week, and browsing the liquor store aisle (not isle) I noticed quite a few Booze Head brands on the shelves. Booze Head bathtub gin looked inviting. Booze Head double barrel shotgun bourbon apparently won some whiskey award down in Texas. Booze Head single malt Scotch doesn’t come from the highlands and is aged in the bottles that sit on the shelves. They do seem to have a market in the rum craze. Booze Head spiced rum is ranked number one by the teenagers too young to buy it. Booze Head mescal I haven’t tried yet because I’m afraid of tequila and Mexico. That leaves Booze Head Canadian blend which I recommend. Smooth, light colored, not aged to death. The 1.75’s are a bargain and they have that built in plastic pourer thing that helps prevent spills.
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I usually shoplift my liquor from Costco. But I need to shoplift some more firecrackers first as the method of distraction. Hmmmmm, then I’ll have to hire a hooker to distract the fireworks guy. It’ll all work out.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Apr 29, 2023 2:58 am
I don't have kids to show this to, nor will I, but this is a funny pic. What's with the explosion?! Ahhh...the 80's.

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That picture has everything! Smurf, bikini girls, fast food, nuclear explosion, and balloons.
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So South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker reopened Casa Bonita recently. I must go there for a multitude of reasons.

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