What are you drinking right now?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Lana’i? Isn’t that one of those prison islands in the Wolfschmidt Sea?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
^ ^ ^ Yes it is. There is a sea of Wolfschmidt abundance there. But why is she always wearing camouflage? She's clearly been shopping at the Badfellow Outfitter and hanging out in deer stands.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
A few nips of EW, a few nips of Dickel rye, a whole lot of fuck it. Cheers!
Re: What are you drinking right now?
That "fuck it" stuff is good. I try to use it daily.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Long Island Iced Tea made with premium, rail drink ingredients.
But here in the greater, American Midwest and Great Lakes region, camo means you are hip to the times and believe yourself to be relatively invisible.
Doesn’t matter if you’re old school woodland camo, desert camo, three pattern updated desert camo, tiger stripe camo, MARPAT camo, dumb-assed British disruptive pattern camo, crazy-assed Belgian jigsaw camo, poor-assed East German rain pattern camo, Lana’i Gatorade camo, Erbensmuster, Leibermuster, Rhodesian SAS, patented Kryptek camo, Realtree camo, patented Mossy Oak camo, Yautja optic camo or just wearing a hat.
That’s because you’re now a German. And when Germans wear camouflage (flecktarn und scheisse), it means they’re about to invade Poland.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jun 06, 2023 2:01 pmBut why is she always wearing camouflage? She's clearly been shopping at the Badfellow Outfitter and hanging out in deer stands.
But here in the greater, American Midwest and Great Lakes region, camo means you are hip to the times and believe yourself to be relatively invisible.
Doesn’t matter if you’re old school woodland camo, desert camo, three pattern updated desert camo, tiger stripe camo, MARPAT camo, dumb-assed British disruptive pattern camo, crazy-assed Belgian jigsaw camo, poor-assed East German rain pattern camo, Lana’i Gatorade camo, Erbensmuster, Leibermuster, Rhodesian SAS, patented Kryptek camo, Realtree camo, patented Mossy Oak camo, Yautja optic camo or just wearing a hat.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Yeah, well I tell ya things are bad. Now ya get the idea, ya think of that girl, oh yes, she is right there, and she is friendly, and so on and so forth and then ya ideate and work it for what seems to be forever and then finally there is a climax. But there is no jizm. Ya got the Kleenex out ready to clean up, and nothing there. So I guess this is the end, next thing will probably be taking a shit with no shit to show for it.
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I could maybe be a homeless except for the shitting part. I don’t want to shit my pants. I can maybe take some piss dribble but I don’t really want to walk around homeless with a shit in my pants. So that begs the question where to shit on the street when you are homeless. Pissing is no big deal.
I’m drinking Taaka and Budweiser, Budweiser has a new cool can featuring Harley Davidson Motorcycles. I guess they are trying to get the image back to where it belongs, so to speak.
I’m drinking Taaka and Budweiser, Budweiser has a new cool can featuring Harley Davidson Motorcycles. I guess they are trying to get the image back to where it belongs, so to speak.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
I’m also smoking on one of those new weed pencils, the oil thing. This one is called the High Bread.
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You said you was high bread, but that was just a lie. You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
The first thing, before even taking a piss, when you become conscious, is to eyeball the bottle resting next to the couch. My eyeball told me I’ve been hitting it plenty hard lately. So I tossed that around in my semi wet brain and came away with this — it’s better to hit it hard than not hit it at all.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
True words. But it's also best to hit at all than to not hit at all, you all get what I'm saying at all?
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Oh yeah, the tooth came out about an hour ago. Kind of a small tooth really but good and brown. That makes two in a row in the upper left, but it might be three in a row. The pain is fooling around up there now, fucking with the nerve endings like teeth that finally fall out do. I got a fresh bottle. I ain’t afraid.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Another vodka. I ain’t messing around today. Woke up not dead again with another missing tooth and a powerful thirst. So, don’t fuck with me today is my motto. And stay out of my way.
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