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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

is there something like murphy`s law for drunks. I mean the chance that a tenant calls me for some emergency bullshit on a weekend should be 2 out of 7. Pretty slim you`d think. Yet it feels like atleast 50 percent of shit happens on a weekend.

This sucks, it`s already 4:30 p.m. and I haven`t had a drink yet.

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

a friend send me this link yesterday. Yeah I know it`s from a german magazine and you don`t understand a single word.
It`s a story about a nursing home in Hamburg where the old folks can drink as much booze as they want and the staff even gets them more.
Apparently it`s not a fake story. I just wonder how you can find people that would voluntarily work there. I mean old people shit and piss themselfes all them time but when they`re drunk I imagine the mess will be ten times worse.
Are the nurses allowed to hooch it up during their shift also? Is there a bar in the building?

Good to now there is a place like this where you can enjoy the last chapter of your life with some dignity. Sign me up some day!

Cheers you old fuckers
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

it feels like I haven`t had one weekend in a couple of months that wasn`t interrupted by some bullshit.
When can I have a mini-binge without being worried about the phone rinning again?
Leave drunks alone you undrunk assholes! If we drunks don`t get our fun-time we`ll turn into assholes like you. Beware!

How about you folks, have you been able to enjoy your hangovers recently?

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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2024 5:12 am
When can I have a mini-binge without being worried about the phone rinning again?
Turn off/unplug the phone?

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Re: Sunday

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What a rude awakening sunday drunks,

today is the annual triathlon in our neighbourhood. Yes, swimming, running and riding the bike. We are located at the last turn almost before the finishing line. People come running up the hill on their bikes in front of our house with a bunch of folks cheering them up.
They started at 11:00 p.m. I stumbled to bed at 5 a.m.
That`s not enough drunk sleep!

Half-awake vodka drinks for me I guess.

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

do you folks take drunk-naps? I try not to since it kills my buzz. I pay the price later then though. Last night I was so piss drunk that I had to leave the skype call before almost passing out on camera again.

Cheers and sweet dreams everyone
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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

today we had a yard-sale going. We sold 4 items for a whooping nine bucks. Such a waste of time.

Time to spend some drinking-money!

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

are you ready for christmas? My brother just called and told me about his schedule for the holiday season.
Summer`s corpse doesn`t stink yet and you talk to me about things happening in december?
I`m not ready. I can have a drink though.

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Re: Sunday

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What's wrong with these people? We still have Halloween, Thanksgiving and the solstice to get through before Christmas.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2024 4:40 am
Good morning sunday drunks,

are you ready for christmas? My brother just called and told me about his schedule for the holiday season.
Summer`s corpse doesn`t stink yet and you talk to me about things happening in december?
I`m not ready. I can have a drink though.

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Re: Sunday

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^ ^ ^ Total nerds! What are you guys doing, knitting quilts and drinking tea while discussing Christmas dinner plans 3 months in advance?
Anyone else have better Christmas plans I can join instead?!?! That involves drinking and fun of course. I can contribute a dish from the chicken Alfredo Chef Boyardee thread, no problemo.
Okole maluna!

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Re: Sunday

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2024 10:01 am
What's wrong with these people? We still have Halloween, Thanksgiving and the solstice to get through before Christmas.
Yes indeed. Us heathens haven't even celebrated Samhain yet. I'm highly offended and feel disrespected.
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday imbibers,

so many things to rage about, yet nothing really meaningfull to add to it

World politics, sucks - check
Weather, bad - check
Sports, never win again - check
Dealing with dumb people on a regular basis, sure got nothing else to do - check
Bankaccount, empty - check
Health, haha - check
Dolly Parton never going nude, loss for (50% of) humanity - check
Do you think I can microwave our cat`s food so it tastes like fresh kill? Better don`t - Check

Yes, it`s sunday. Atleast Rye and Coke found his lost car

Cheers to that
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

I`m sure I`ve complained about this before. But why the heck do I wake up and still be tired as hell? On a sunday for drunk`s sake!
The only positive thing to this is that I have more time on my hands to get wasted. Right?!

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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2024 5:37 am
why the heck do I wake up and still be tired as hell?
Because you're old. I know this because I'm getting old myself.

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