So this is what they do in Oregon...

[DrunkAgain]

Headline of the Week: Drunken Oregon State Football Player Accused of Stealing Gay Sheep - If you ask Beavers player Ben Michael Siegert about the incident, he'll deny it saying, "I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep." But according to a Benton County Sheriff's deputy, they found the animal in the back of a pickup driven by Siegart, which was pulled over for speeding late last week. The stolen ram normally doesn't go for car rides with strangers and usually lives a quiet life at the research facility where he's part of a study on--I'm not making this up!-- homosexuality in sheep. At about 200 pounds, the sheriff guesses that it took Siegert and another football player in the truck to get the animal into the bed of the pickup, and added, "I'm sure it wasn't an easy job." Siegert may not actually remember the incident clearly because he was arrested on DUI charge that night and almost an hour and a half after being pulled over he still blew a .14% BAC.

http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/20 ... asheep.txt

[....]

I thought Oregonians sat around all day and smoked pot.

So is that football player now considered gay? Had the sheep been violated?

[Peripat]

I thought Oregonians sat around all day and smoked pot.

And I thought that when they weren't doing that, they were going to brewpubs and bookshops and mountains...

These were the reasons I wanted to live there.

Now I have another reason to avoid the place like the proverbial fucking plague (to coin a phrase)...

[zak]

Siegert may not actually remember the incident clearly because he was arrested on DUI charge that night and almost an hour and a half after being pulled over he still blew a .14% BAC.

http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/20 ... asheep.txt

light weight, blacking out at .14 bac

[rune]

The GPS coordinates in his pickup were set for Montana.

[Jr_DeCaveman]

I thought Oregonians sat around all day and smoked pot. ?

kinda sounds like surrey in some sense, but theres drinking to be done and i need to pick up tonights case of beer and a bottled treat yet to be named so i shall see you all in about 20 mins

[The Lush]

I thought that was reserved for Aberdeen. Hmm, I miss the Macc Lads:

Went up in the hills,
We was on a binge,
Look for some pubs and up some minge.
Couldn't find us no beer,
We just found sheep,
So fuckin' many put the Peter to sleep.

There were sheep in the fields
And under the trees,
Sheep in the houses
And under your feet.
Sheep on the pavement
Sheep in the car
Sheep in the pubs and we all got barred.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,
The little wooly fuckers are all over the place,
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face.
Go.

So this is what locals get up to at night.
Trying to get anthrax,
And make sure they use trite.
Sunk to their nuts whilst their rodding a ram,
And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb.
Sheep shit on their foreskin and all over their suits,
Little black berries in their wellington boots,
Sheep shit on their trousers and all over their flies,
Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your knob.

Sheep, sheep everywhere.
Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law...
Ooowow!

Sheep, sheep everywhere,
All the farmers daugters' got a sheepskin coat.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
Sheep, sheep everywhere

[Dylboz]

.14! Pussy! I swear, I wouldn't fuck a sheep 'til at least .275!

(these are just jokes, I am a friend to animals and never violate them, unless they clearly want it!)