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DrunkenJackFlask
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Help me Rhonda

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get her outta my heart. I am sofakingdrunk. Guess I just needed to tell you.
Never let a drink run you off, you are a drunkard, drinks fear you.
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there's nothing so funny as a Texan (with accent) trying to sing the Beach Boys - that song in particular

not quite sure why I find it so funny tho!?

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git 'er outta my hart.
Never let a drink run you off, you are a drunkard, drinks fear you.
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:get her outta my heart. I am sofakingdrunk. Guess I just needed to tell you.
You da man!! Love you, Tim.

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DrunkenJackFlask wrote: sofakingdrunk.
I love that word.
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Can it be applied to mean Sofa King Drunk? That would work, too.
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Post by Fast Cast »

Inspired by the slut whore TJD:

Well since I put it down I’ve been out doin’ in my head
Come in late at night and in the mornin’ I just lay in bed

Well, Ten High you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn’t take much time
For you to help me Ten High
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Ten High.....
Help me Ten High
Help, help me Ten High
Help me Ten High yeah
Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my Bourbon
And I was gonna be her man
But she let corporate profit come between us
And it ruined our plan

Well, Ten High you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And you can give me lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Ten High
Help me get her out of my heart
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Fast Cast you are a genius.

And DJF, you are the Sofa King!!

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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