It's 9:30 a.m. Do you know where your Bourbon is?

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:36 am

Mine is right here, ready to be cracked for an eye-opener before icefishing.
Colder than fuck outside, I need all the Dutch courage I can muster to face it.
The fish fry tonight will make the frostbite worth it.
Someone please send Penelope Cruz and Selma Hayek up here to make out so I can stay warm.

waahoohah · Post by **waahoohah** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:39 am

I know where mine is. It's rapidly dissappearing down my neck after a hard night's work.
Another couple tugs on the bottle, and I might actually sleep all day today.

tipsyguzano · Post by **tipsyguzano** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:24 am

I'm hiding from it. But it's getting closer, I can sense it.

Hangover Heartattack · Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:57 am

Its calling my name from the freezer in my apartment. Soo....Why am I at work?

***** · Post by ***** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:28 pm

It's in my blood stream, where it belongs.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:22 pm

My Bourbon keeps calling me, taunting me. 5.5 hours, and I'll seek my revenge.

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:35 pm

i called in sick today to be with my evan. he is here near my chest. sorry about work, crystal. don't keep looking at the clock.

nicity · Post by **nicity** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:37 pm

they're all staring at me ... decisions decisions

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:37 pm

I'm watching Withnail and I while working. Good background noise.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:38 pm

nicity wrote:they're all staring at me ... decisions decisions

Pick the biggest one. You take on that beast, the others won't want to fuck with you. They'll be your bitch.

nicity · Post by **nicity** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:08 pm

Jim Beam it is

goofydoofus · Post by **goofydoofus** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:13 pm

mine is at the store waiting for me to rescue it.

nicity · Post by **nicity** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:17 pm

what are you waiting for?

goofydoofus · Post by **goofydoofus** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:26 pm

oh i will. dont you worry little buddy, i will.

Bigfoot · Post by **Bigfoot** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:35 pm

I can only dream of a good bourbon right now. All I have is a few beers, very little rum, and about half a handle of some nasty blended whiskey that is only tolerable with a mixer.