Vodka Lovers Unite!

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:00 pm

Grain alcohol?

Ruizku · Post by **Ruizku** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:14 pm

dan_uk wrote:Grain alcohol?

well that could be it. The stuff I'm drinking smells like paint-thinner and doesn't taste much better. Well fuck it, it is cheap as hell and makes decent screwdrivers.

Girlie · Post by **Girlie** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:39 pm

Welcome, artwmn!

Everyone here secretly likes vodka. If they try to disagree ask them what the Brutal Hammer would be without it. That'll shut them up!

Bring some vodka and I'll bring the wine!

douger · Post by **douger** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:54 pm

Actually don't prefer vodka. Even the high priced ones don't really impress me. Agree with MOL's tag "Vodka is the Harry Potter of Booze, fun at first but ultimately unsatisfying and made for children." -The Lush Never had a brutal hammer but plan to change that soon.

But I guess vodka works for a lot of people, and of course has almost no smell when drunk straight, good for boozing in places one ought not to.

Gwynn · Post by **Gwynn** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:11 pm

I Love Voddy, and i'm a Bunnie!

artwmn · Post by **artwmn** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:01 pm

It's just urban legend that you can't smell vodka. You drink alcohol you reek. period.

Had an employee drinking on the job with me, trying to get it "past me". I smelt him straight away. Total fantasy that vodka doesn't smell stuff.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:10 pm

Girlie wrote:Welcome, artwmn!

that's someoens mom right? anyways, welcome.

I am garuanteed to say something innappropriate, you are warned.

douger · Post by **douger** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:10 pm

YOU say stuff that's inappropriate? I've probably taken some kind of fucking award for that. I'm just itching to tell my most tasteless joke ever, a fag joke that could possibly get me banned from the board, as I've already been warned.

Fool Ishy · Post by **Fool Ishy** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:22 pm

artwmn wrote:It's just urban legend that you can't smell vodka. You drink alcohol you reek. period.

Had an employee drinking on the job with me, trying to get it "past me". I smelt him straight away. Total fantasy that vodka doesn't smell stuff.

This is a nice story, but totally anecdotal...YOU could tell the tell-tale signs of vodka, but from your posts so far that would be akin to a chef noticing someone trying to sautee with margarine. Not many mere mortals might notice.

I, on the other hand, have employed empirical evidence...I show up at work regularly hungover from vodka, no one has noticed yet...

Oh, by the way, welcome aboard. And long live the vodka drinkers! I lovey my clear liquors!

douger · Post by **douger** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:19 pm

So, do you want to hear the joke?

Fool Ishy · Post by **Fool Ishy** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:59 am

douger wrote:So, do you want to hear the joke?

Honestly, douger, no...shut the fuck up, put on a shirt, and stop being so God-damned creepy and weird.

We like drunks here, and God knows I am nothing but a less-than-tactful ass, but dammit man, stop trying so God-damn hard at being a prick.

Are you so fucking isolated you need the attention being an ass attracts? I myself am a lonly drunk in a small room, and have been known to inadverantly (and sometimes knowingly) make the fool of myself, but you seem to do so willingly as a ploy to attract attention. Why?

Give it up, please.

And keep your damned racist, sexist, and completely tactless jokes to yourself, not to mention your shitty warped links to peculiar sites. I know they exist, have visited them myself (God only knows why), and am not realy intereted in your interest in them.

Just shut the fuck up and drink.

The next round is on me. Please take it and just keep drinking.

douger · Post by **douger** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:05 am

Fool Ishy wrote:
Honestly, douger, no...shut the fuck up, put on a shirt, and stop being so God-damned creepy and weird.

We like drunks here, and God knows I am nothing but a less-than-tactful ass, but dammit man, stop trying so God-damn hard at being a prick.

Are you so fucking isolated you need the attention being an ass attracts? I myself am a lonly drunk in a small room, and have been known to inadverantly (and sometimes knowingly) make the fool of myself, but you seem to do so willingly as a ploy to attract attention. Why?

Give it up, please.

And keep your damned racist, sexist, and completely tactless jokes to yourself, not to mention your shitty warped links to peculiar sites. I know they exist, have visited them myself (God only knows why), and am not realy intereted in your interest in them.

Just shut the fuck up and drink.

The next round is on me. Please take it and just keep drinking.

Have changed my av some time ago. Haven't you noticed? Or are you that drunk? I stopped posting links to fucked up sites, Goose warned me and I've stopped. Creepy, weird, prick, ass, fool, isolated, racist, sexist, tactless, warped, man you've called me things I've never heard anywhere else.

Your post is rather telling of you, perhaps it takes one to know one. And you and perhaps others on this board are reading things into me that just are not true. Perhaps it is just a reflection of yourself that you are seeing. But I'm OK, there are all kinds in this big old world, and thanks for the drink.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:10 am

douger wrote:I'm just itching to tell my most tasteless joke ever, a fag joke that could possibly get me banned from the board, as I've already been warned.

Yes indeed. It just might.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:16 am

Mind if I push in your stool?