good luck remembering me
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- Lord of Benders
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good luck remembering me
hello all heres the quick story. i come home from work the last two days to see a door tag from fed ex saying they cant leave me a package for i have to sign for it. i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM and the mysterious package is now mine. yes, its been a long while but i come here to say thanks to Tipsy McStagger for i have finally received me tequila from you, the secrete santa.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
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I'm just an alliterating agnostic apathetic awesomely alcoholic arrogant awe-inspiring asshole. You have been warned.
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I'm just an alliterating agnostic apathetic awesomely alcoholic arrogant awe-inspiring asshole. You have been warned.
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Re: good luck remembering me
Isn't FedEx fucking great?goofydoofus wrote:i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM
"My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. I'm a wretch. But I love love."
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- Lord of Benders
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Re: good luck remembering me
yea, i wasted most of my day off waiting for it. but i kept busy with beer. also, on the package was a fed ex sticker that said. MUST SIGN FOR PACKAGE. MUST SHOW ID. DO NOT DELIVER TO PERSON WHO IS INTOXICATED. 2 out of the 3 the man ignored.sighco wrote:Isn't FedEx fucking great?goofydoofus wrote:i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
![Image](http://www.lewisandclarkmarine.com/lewis/boat2.jpg)
I'm just an alliterating agnostic apathetic awesomely alcoholic arrogant awe-inspiring asshole. You have been warned.
![Image](http://www.lewisandclarkmarine.com/lewis/boat2.jpg)
I'm just an alliterating agnostic apathetic awesomely alcoholic arrogant awe-inspiring asshole. You have been warned.
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Well, that sounds liek somethg y'all'll have to work out on your own. My HBE secret santa did send your that they were sorr I didn't get my gift because they drank it all. I guess that's good enough for me. the spirit (pun possibly intended) was there.Methfront wrote:Some of us have to pay extra for that. Plus another fifty bucks for her to just put on the damn costume and strap-on.Rooster wrote:My Secret Santa fucked me over twice.
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