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"A cargo ship was boarded by two Scousers disguised as deck hands."

shit, any homeless and/or dirty person is "disguised as a deck hand." they probally looked too clean.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
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tomodon wrote:
cloud8 wrote: A Scouser is a Liverpool townie, with Scouse being their accent.
Traits also include wallowing in self-pity, stealing from their own and not winning the top-flight football league for at least 17 years.
Liverpool and Manchester wouldn't be rivals, would they?
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cloud8 wrote:
tomodon wrote:
cloud8 wrote: A Scouser is a Liverpool townie, with Scouse being their accent.
Traits also include wallowing in self-pity, stealing from their own and not winning the top-flight football league for at least 17 years.
Liverpool and Manchester wouldn't be rivals, would they?
Yeah, you could say that. Another way of putting it might be that there's a bitter hatred across the two cities!

Only joking, scousers are the salt of the earth, cheeky happy-go-lucky people with a rare wit. Just keep an eye on your wallet when they're around...
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Don't mention Hillsborough. Or The Sun.
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Or Peter Crouch. He ain't right.
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Goose-Wingman wrote:Or Peter Crouch. He ain't right.
Nah, I've got a bizarre affection for Petie. The first time I saw him on telly, I thought the set had fucked up its aspect ratio.
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