McDonalds just ruined my life

[felinamojokitty]

greasy food and liquor are a match made in heaven..

[audition]

greasy food and liquor are a match made in heaven..

Indeed. G&Ts and haddock and chips. Fantastic. 4am here. Ain't sleeping 'til the booze tells me to. Cheers!

[FarmerJones]

The Big-Mac is all I eat there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6Bq4lQRZ4

[Savage]

I ate McDonalds once. I still wake up screaming, now and again.

[thirsty4beer]

The Big-Mac is all I eat there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6Bq4lQRZ4

i want 2 of those right now !!

[peetie44]

The Big-Mac is all I eat there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6Bq4lQRZ4

I'm down with the Farmer on that.

When the Big Mac came out in the late '60s it cost 49cents. It was unique, and to this day, remains so. And if the urge for a BM hits, who ya' gonna call? Their fries are the best ones from a mega-chain.

I can't handle most of their breakfast offerings. I guess I COULD cobble together a passable breakfast from their hot-cakes and hash-browns, but why bother? I'm rarely ambulatory before breakfast time is over at McD's.

"Two all-beef patties, special sauce (and is it ever), lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun"!

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

For around $5.99 (last time I looked), you would think that even mediocre Mexican food might be made up for by variety and quantity. I'm sorry, but you would be sadly mistaken. NOT ONE ITEM ON PANCHO'S MENU WOULD I FEED TO MY WORST ENEMY.
Pancho's makes Taco Bell look like exquisite gourmet fare by comparison. Pancho, if he even exists, should be slowly simmered to death in his foul yet tasteless enchilada sauce while being pelted with his cruel imitation of chiles rellenos.

When I was going to UT Austin, and was extremely poor, I'd save up all my hunger till about 3 or 4 then go to Panchos with some buddies, and eat that day's-worth of food. I think the buffet was $4.99 then. They didn't really like to see us coming, because they knew we'd be there a while. Oh, lord, I'd run that little flag up that fuckin flag pole until my fingers were sore! It wasn't good, exactly, but who cared? It beat grass and tree bark. Actually, the sopapillas were alright, just douse 'em in honey. You can't fuck honey up. Then once the food settled it was time for 3 $1.99 six-packs of Pearl in those fat bottles. Not a bad life, altogether.

Side note: the black girls on the bus I rode to class used to call me Mr. Corduroy. I wore these wide-wale corduroy pants, don't remember why I was so fond of them. Anyway, those girls had NO IDEA the sophisticated fashion renegade they were dealing with...

[Chimneyfish]

I don't even bother ordering anymore because I know that no matter what I order they're just going to throw some shit in a bag. What's really bad is that I usually end up eating the whole thing before I can even tell that the shit is fish instead of the chicken that I ordered.

McDonalds is still the best drunk fast food because you can get double cheeseburgers for $1 each. And they're open 24 hours, they're the same everywhere so it doesn't matter if you're too drunk to understand a menu, and (around here) there's always one in walking distance.

[Judge]

L&P, your post contained an amazing amount of dick in the mouth references. Note to self, no McD's for breakfast...it's full of dicks.

[cornbread714]

Well, I wanna fuck this thread up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVm84MD4vU4

[felinamojokitty]

what ever happened to the home hibachi little grill??

[cornbread714]

what ever happened to the hibachi??

I think it left town with the fondue pot

[felinamojokitty]

what ever happened to the hibachi??

I think it left town with the fondue pot

hi-yaaaaahhhhh! no dog...no cheese...we close!


wait...did i cross the line?? if so i don't give a rats carcass...

[Mad Lion]

I've eaten at McDonalds twice in the last 3 years, and both times I got the following:

Two Double cheeseburgers - 2 bucks
One small fry - 1 dollar
One medium drink - 1 dollar

4 bucks. And GOD did it cure my hangover! I paid for it later on the toilet, but still, hey... it tastes awesome and fixes your nausea.

[msz87]

Ever puke several hours after eating a double big mac? It tastes about the same.

Haven't had one of those in a while. There's a nice Indian gent who runs a small greasy spoon about a block from said McDonalds. It's cheaper and he uses Halal meat with fresh vegetables (plus wicked hot sauce if you ask). I'm not religious but you don't really have to be to appreciate better beef.

Anyone ever try to walk through MD's drive-in?