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So I'm going to a party, and the host is a fan of soco. After a night of 100 proof soco I can't drink it. Any suggestions on what bottle I should pick up for the host?
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Damn, i can't drink soco on any kind of mood, stuff is just too damned sweet. Perhaps you should go for yukon jack as an alternative.
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bluespook wrote:Damn, i can't drink soco on any kind of mood, stuff is just too damned sweet. Perhaps you should go for yukon jack as an alternative.
You should listen to him. He's pre-Med! Or at least Post-Bar!

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A bottle of soco for him and a bottle of whatever you're currently imbibing as well. Two bottles are better than one.
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i hope you are not inferring that the fact that your previous experience with soco was 100 proof is the reason you don't drink it. that would be the one and only redeeming aspect of that peach flavored bullshit.
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SoCo is a Browne-Foreman product. But besides that it's pretty much the gay cousin of bourbon. Why not just drink the true, unsweetened variety?

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My advice is to stop calling it SoCo for a start...
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Chimneyfish wrote:But besides that it's pretty much the gay cousin of bourbon.
Bravo, good call.
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Buy a fifth of Apple Jack for your host. If he needs something more potent tell him to put a shot of WT101 into it. Hmmmm, WT101 and Apple Jack, that be some good shit right there. Cheers.
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