Well, I am here. In the place where Johnny Tequila dwells. We are about to unleash the Modern Drunkards upon southern California. The destructive wake should look phenomenal. Didi I spell that right? This keyboard is all curvy and shit. Time to lace up the Chuck T's and swallow some booze.
Love, peace and chicken grease,
Louie
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whiskeyprick wrote:
"I'll fuck you like the Milf you wanna be"
"I'll fuck you like the Milf you wanna be"
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BeerMakesMeSmart
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Don't forget to feed the chick he keeps in the pit before you go out.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Rip Rufus
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Wait, isn't that whole area on fire? Gonna take a lot of piss to put that fire out.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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drunkensooner
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Have fun! Give em hell.
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become obvious yourself - Bukowski
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Judge
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Yeah its on fire and I'm sure Louie and JT had nothing to do with it.Rip Rufus wrote:Wait, isn't that whole area on fire? Gonna take a lot of piss to put that fire out.
Hey guys, I'll swear you were in Branson if you need.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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JohnnyT
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Moonshine Mike is teaching Lou abiout the intricacies os distillery. mikes still is in the livingroom its a fuckinh work of art
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So much could be said. I slept pretty much all day. And got SUPER drunk when I was awake.
whiskeyprick wrote:
"I'll fuck you like the Milf you wanna be"
"I'll fuck you like the Milf you wanna be"
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190Flask
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Yeah, your drunk taco ass is always passed out. Okay, not always.
I love you drunks, I'll be in SoCal again to see you soon, I swear!
I love you drunks, I'll be in SoCal again to see you soon, I swear!
RIP Tim.
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fiyah
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Clean Lou is transforming into the Dirty Lou
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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These two fine drunks called me earlier today. I am of the opinion that Mr Tequila is perhaps dirtier than the Dirty Mexican.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
Casino
Casino
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JohnnyT
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I choose to invoke my fifth amendment rights against self incrimination.
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190Flask
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Tony, I know for a fact JT is dirtier than Lou. I have yet to hang out with them in the same room, but seperately, I know enough.
RIP Tim.
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JohnnyT
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190Flask wrote:Tony, I know for a fact JT is dirtier than Lou. I have yet to hang out with them in the same room, but seperately, I know enough.
Oh my.