Lightweight vs Heavyweight

[190Flask]

I wish I was a lightweight so I could save some cash, but I'm a heavyweight.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I don't think about it. I really haven't kept score since I was a teen.

It's all relative anyway

[philtron3030]

I consider myself heavyweight...

But with that being said, whats all this socially unacceptable shit? I can guarantee if I drink over a fifth within a few hours, it is best for me to stay in the confines of my apartment...it truly is relative, GENIUS!

[felinamojokitty]

Legalize the weed [X]

this..!!

and i am a lightweight for my longterm endurance but a heavyweight in my tastes..

so that makes me 'average'? or just a medicinal lush...

or nominal drunk or just the kind of drunk that knows when to go to bed without breaking anything..

[DeeboCools]

In reality I fluctuate alot. I'm a lightweight If I'm coming back from a dry spell, but If I get loaded every night, after a little bit I stomach all the booze I can and still don't feel the joy. I can get there IF I have some time but it's like a chore.

So I vote lightweight, save money, time, energy, and be drunk.

[Bob Young]

I vote heavyweight. It's the team I play for.

[Savage]

Huh?
Hey, while you're up, get me another bourbon and coke. I like a little caffeine, so's I can stay awake and enjoy my drunk.

[Bob Young]

Who? Me? Or Satan? Or Jesus? Or Hitler?

[Savage]

Who? Me? Or Satan? Or Jesus? Or Hitler?

Just do it.

[Rooster]

If you identify as a "Lightweight" and you do not live in Maine... the TJD Forum is ===========> that way.

[royhobbs30]

a lightweight is the friend who say's " you didn't even drink that much and you were passed out after 2 hours" that fucker is a lightweight , because that prick saw you after you had been sloshed off of close to a fifth of liquor and a half dozen drinks, and he's had 4 beers calling you a lightweight? I should find that prick and slap him..

[Drednik]

I think Im a lightweight. I would like to be a lightweight that drinks more water especially at the end.

[Satanic The Hedgehog]

i guess im middleweight if i pace myself i can drink nearly all night
otherwuse if im drinking to get drunk im a lightweight

[Booz Hound]

I went to a Nationals baseball game with a friend of mine, he had 3 beers and was obviously drunk (a fact he mentioned many times) I became jealous of how easy it was for him to get drunk. I had been at a bar drinking vodka for a few hours and had 5 beers at the game and wasn’t nearly a sloshed as he was but baseball showed me the light. If drinking was like baseball he’d be the Nationals and I’d be the Yankees, and all those championship trophies would make me feel much better! (because I’d pawn them and buy booze.)

[slipperyyoke]

I really don't know which best describes me. I haven't thrown down with enough drunkards that have similar habits and tastes such as myself.* However, when I see a case of beer, a fifth, a keg, etc..., deep within my innermost self I hear John Cafferty's "Hearts on Fire", and that alcoholic beverage is fucking Drago and he just killed my best friend. You best believe that I'm a piece of iron.

*White trash, hick who believes that Slim Whitman is a fucking GOD!