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^ ha ha! I still have scars on my knees from that from last summer. Doggy is so fun, and it seems like the floor is such a great wide open space for it, then afterwards it looks like someone got killed on your carpet.
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Bleeding is one of those things that should be avoided during sex, in so far as it is reasonably possible. And rug burn takes forever to go away...
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Coriolanus wrote:Bleeding is one of those things that should be avoided during sex, in so far as it is reasonably possible. And rug burn takes forever to go away...
I don't wanna die without a few more scars

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Coriolanus wrote:Bleeding is one of those things that should be avoided during sex, in so far as it is reasonably possible. And rug burn takes forever to go away...
ha! i wear my rugburn scars proudly..
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I'm gettin a tattoo of a rugburn.
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yall oughtta try to explain rugburn on the back of your head....not gonna get into it...lets just say it took quite a while to convince my boss I didn't have some kind of fucked up rash....
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Gaston wrote:yall oughtta try to explain rugburn on the back of your head....not gonna get into it...lets just say it took quite a while to convince my boss I didn't have some kind of fucked up rash....
You could say you were rastlin' with someone and bridged up on your head to escape a pin....

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Those drunk chicks at the bar next door are getting too loud. Imma go chat with them about this PRONTO...
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I'm feeling uncharacteristically optimistic about life in general tonight. I have a date next weekend with a classy broad. in fact, classy enough that I need to brush up on my knowledge of modern art.

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Valid points. I got a few more "scars" last night.

But rugburn cuts heal. They're merely superficial. Not deep enough in the ski to leave lasting scar tissue. Not that I'd know or anything.
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What's with you all having sex on the ground?

It's the year 2000 now why can't you get with modern times and bend her over a kitchen sink?

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While I was taking a piss just now, I was thinking about first person v. third person point of view. The long piece I'm writing right now is from a very tight -- but still omniscient, at least implied so -- third person whereas all my shorter pieces seem to be first person to the extent where I almost feel prejudiced against first person. I chose third person tight omniscient for the long piece because that serves a bunch of purposes, narratively, logically, and artistically. But I'm not sure why when I set to a short piece I always default to first person. I should probably try to write a short piece from third just to that I still can.
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Coriolanus wrote:Valid points. I got a few more "scars" last night.

But rugburn cuts heal. They're merely superficial. Not deep enough in the ski to leave lasting scar tissue. Not that I'd know or anything.
youre kidding. i have had a rug burn scar on my back for well over a year.
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One of the best things I have ever done is throw my back out by carrying one of my exes all over my room during sex. It was incredible. Standing 69 also! It was like something out of Cirque De Soleil (sp) if Larry Flynt produced it. We were both drunk as hell and I vaguely knew that I was hurting my back, but in that circumstance, you aren't stopping for nuttin! (Pun intended.) Next day, could barely walk or get out of bed. Was in pain for about a week straight. It was worth it.
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My knees are finally healed from a rug romp about 2 weeks ago. That sounds gay doesn't it? It was a gurl I swear!

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