booznik wrote:IMPLOSIONmistah willies wrote:You don't speak proper English like me
So?
Yessah mistah man
and,
more like
'yuh
Now get on the Skype you calidude summina ba---
The Drunken Skype Thread
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Re: Booonik and the NY Lady
Yessah mistah man
and,
more like
'yuh
Now get on the Skype you calidude summina ba---
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Booonik and the NY Lady
I don't always Skype, but when I do, I choose Dos Willies.mistah willies wrote:Now get on the Skype you calidude summina ba---
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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booznik wrote:I don't always Skype, but when I do, I choose Dos Willies.mistah willies wrote:Now get on the Skype you calidude summina ba---
Suz
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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But the Board member is a resident of Missouri, which shouldn't make them too difficult to understand (and, if needs must, you could ask, 'Is 'Onour, the Judge to translate for you.mistah willies wrote:Holy shit.StlDrB wrote:Anyone around for a Skype? I'm sitting around doing not a god damn thing but drinking... be cool to talk to a fellow drunkard.
That would sound like a true language salad because all you sound funnynwhen you talk.
You don't speak proper English like me
So?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Ahh, ya got me. I was referencing the header "Booznik and the NY Damsel" and not the Missourian. But yeah, they too have an endearing dialect, those hardy folks on the Great Lakes.
My faux insult was me trying to be ironic, because I recognize that many folks think I actually have a speech impediment
Cheers!
My faux insult was me trying to be ironic, because I recognize that many folks think I actually have a speech impediment
Cheers!
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Re: Booonik and the NY Lady
I can certify that you do not have a speech impediment. AYUH!mistah willies wrote:...folks think I actually have a speech impediment
However, you can drink like nobody's business, and then you go and find their business and drink like that too. It's impressive.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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booznik wrote:I can certify that you do not have a speech impediment. AYUH!mistah willies wrote:...folks think I actually have a speech impediment
However, you can drink like nobody's business, and then you go and find their business and drink like that too. It's impressive.
We drank together for a few hours, and then, after witnessing you neck five ounces and then continue on without passing out
and remaining reasonably coherent,
well, I think it's like calling the Ketel clear.
Kraken me up dude. Kraken me up
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread
I feel I've been gone for too long. I've actually been doing things the last few weekends so haven't had time for the intertron and it's videomessaging delights. Hopefully soon...
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread
It's all a part of earning your slumlord certificate, after which you can finally remove "Trainee" from your title.Mr. Viking wrote:I feel I've been gone for too long. I've actually been doing things the last few weekends so haven't had time for the intertron and it's videomessaging delights. Hopefully soon...
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: The Drunken Skype Thread
Me too.booznik wrote:It's all a part of earning your slumlord certificate, after which you can finally remove "Trainee" from your title.Mr. Viking wrote:I feel I've been gone for too long. I've actually been doing things the last few weekends so haven't had time for the intertron and it's videomessaging delights. Hopefully soon...
Next up on pay-per-slur: Who`s the slummiest slumlord? Viking or Oettinger?
One smashed a table on an elderly lady for paying rent seconds to late, the other employs a russian to haunt your toilet just for the sake of it!
Welcome to SLUM BASH*
*Must be 18 years or older, or have a person of reason by your side, or be drunk, which at that age is not allowed in most countries**
**includes North Korea, althought there might be nothing to drink, starving poor fucker***
***don`t blame governmet, blame your rich and fat next door neighbour, the world doesn`t need more explanations****
****it does, but you should really not care!*****
*****shut up oettinger
Drink!
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The muthaf****ing Badfellow is on here in fifteen minutes.
Who's in for this?
Duuudes and Ladies
Who's in for this?
Duuudes and Ladies
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This is friggin epic!
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We spoke
We drank
We Flew
to the stars beyond this mortal coil.
This is not the land of them Drys.
This
Is
spARRRRRta!
You damned drrrrrunkardistians
We drank
We Flew
to the stars beyond this mortal coil.
This is not the land of them Drys.
This
Is
spARRRRRta!
You damned drrrrrunkardistians
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...and god said with a judging voice: Where are your friends now?
To which I showed him the beers I just bought with the girl and shouted: Get your ass on skype you bore me to death
To which I showed him the beers I just bought with the girl and shouted: Get your ass on skype you bore me to death
Drink!
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The Skype is the Sky of PEople wasting and wasted.
Let us go.
Amen
And then there was DRINK!
Let us go.
Amen
And then there was DRINK!