Your local weather reports

[Mr. Viking]

it's windy and I'm cold. Please send booze and cakes

[oettinger]

it's windy and I'm cold. Please send booze and cakes

Not quite, but I farted in your direction

[Mr. Viking]

it's windy and I'm cold. Please send booze and cakes

Not quite, but I farted in your direction

your mother was a hamster

[Lush City]

Let us all know here at Drunkard Weather Central if the weather is preventing you from obtaining booze. So you ran out but you can't replenish because of the damned weather. Let us know. We want to hear it. Always be stocked up on booze.

[mistah willies]

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TRVTH

I tried to stock up on cable, but shit just runs out all over the floor and the dog licks it up and starts barking like a Kard-ass-ian. We were facing our first blizzard up heah in Maine today, but it kind of pissed in its pants. It's inevitable, you know, the white stuff is going to come. I'll take an inch of rain instead of the foot of snow that is the equivalent. Thank you NASA for the climate change control.

That was for you Lush City. Cheers

[oettinger]

Stormy but good, didn`t obtain me from getting more than enough booze

[Lush City]

Conditions continue to be warm and dry but cold at night. Rain has been postponed to Jan. I'll believe it when I see it. Continued sunny mellow weather with extreme intermittent drunkenness.

[oettinger]

Snow chaos in march. White christmas is a thing of the past (not that I care). The cold seems to be shifting to later in the year. But overall: to warm. As long as it doesn`t warm up my drink I won`t hit the streets demonstrating.
Governments of the earth, for your own well-being, make the fuck sure my drink is well cooled, okay?!

[Lush City]

Snow chaos in march. White christmas is a thing of the past (not that I care). The cold seems to be shifting to later in the year. But overall: to warm. As long as it doesn`t warm up my drink I won`t hit the streets demonstrating.
Governments of the earth, for your own well-being, make the fuck sure my drink is well cooled, okay?!

I know you Euros never heard of ice cubes.

[oettinger]

Snow chaos in march. White christmas is a thing of the past (not that I care). The cold seems to be shifting to later in the year. But overall: to warm. As long as it doesn`t warm up my drink I won`t hit the streets demonstrating.
Governments of the earth, for your own well-being, make the fuck sure my drink is well cooled, okay?!

I know you Euros never heard of ice cubes.

Tell you what, they are round around here. Send me some of these cubes with a pigeon and I`ll show em around like a boss.

[Lush City]

Weather is the best in the world right now. So, I won't tell you where I am because we don't need no more people here. We got other things to worry about like earthquakes and tsunamis.

[whiskeyprick]

is this a sticky? #yourmom

[oettinger]

is this a sticky? #yourmom

Ha! If I needed to describe my mom in weather report fashion it would be: Gray and dry, the children hate it.
Back to you Prick.

[Frankennietzsche]

Lousy Smarch weather!

[Bluto]

Brought Missus Bluto home from surgery last Wed. Our local school called off classes at noon. Did 25-45 mph until we hit our county line. Dry as a bone and no wind. New superintendent is new to the area and calls off school at the thought of bad weather.
With the in laws and a bottle of vodka right now. Mid 40s tomorrow and a 100% chance of cheap wine and sadly worse beer carrying over to Monday morning.
Word of 4 inches of snow back home. It should be gone in no more than a day or two, but I see a long drive on Monday followed by a small storm front of bourbon and Sam Adams which is expected to end before midnight.

-Bluto