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Bluto wrote:For some reason, we don't get 40s here.
Worst place to live ever.
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Post by waahoohah »

No 40's here, either. I'm making due on this glorious Payday Eve with 24oz cans.
At $1.10 each, I say that's $5.50 well spent...
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waahoohah wrote:No 40's here, either....
Where the hell do you people live, Utah?
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
waahoohah wrote:No 40's here, either....
Where the hell do you people live, Utah?
Close enough. Kansas, here.
Wait, it gets worse:
I work at a beer distributor, but thanks to our backward-ass liquor laws, I have no employee discount. No samples. Nothing.
They do pay well, though...
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No fotays in Alabama either, damn bible thumpers. Luckly if I want one bad enough the Tennessee line is just 15 minutes away.
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I could go for a fucking Steel Reserve right now.
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waahoohah wrote: I work at a beer distributor, but thanks to our backward-ass liquor laws, I have no employee discount. No samples. Nothing.
They do pay well, though...
Holy shit, I was really happy for you when you got that job, now it just seems pointless. I'm sorry. I thought you would be in booze heaven.

NOT EVEN A DISCOUNT?!!! I weep for you space monkey man.
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Even the thought of SR makes me want to puke.

At work, this MASSIVELY drunk guy came in. Thoroughly belligerent, and assholish. He looked like a cross between Lemmy from Motorhead and Jabba the Hut, and smelled like he had been bathing in the cheapest, shittiest brew on the planet.

I had to go outside with him to his truck (to look at his paint sprayer) and lo, and behold - a sea of steel reserve cans in the bed of the truck.

Every time someone even says the word "Steel", I can smell that guy.

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waahoohah wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
waahoohah wrote:No 40's here, either....
Where the hell do you people live, Utah?
Close enough. Kansas, here.
Wait, it gets worse:
I work at a beer distributor, but thanks to our backward-ass liquor laws, I have no employee discount. No samples. Nothing.
They do pay well, though...
...and I'm in Nebraska. We've got 40s. Just not Steel Reserve.
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Naked Grandpa wrote:Even the thought of SR makes me want to puke.

At work, this MASSIVELY drunk guy came in. Thoroughly belligerent, and assholish. He looked like a cross between Lemmy from Motorhead and Jabba the Hut, and smelled like he had been bathing in the cheapest, shittiest brew on the planet.

I had to go outside with him to his truck (to look at his paint sprayer) and lo, and behold - a sea of steel reserve cans in the bed of the truck.

Every time someone even says the word "Steel", I can smell that guy.

If you sweat, don't drink it - If you drink it, don't sweat.
Are you in Cleveland?
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Are you in Cleveland?
Kansas City, MO
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Naked Grandpa wrote:Even the thought of SR makes me want to puke.

At work, this MASSIVELY drunk guy came in. Thoroughly belligerent, and assholish. He looked like a cross between Lemmy from Motorhead and Jabba the Hut, and smelled like he had been bathing in the cheapest, shittiest brew on the planet.

I had to go outside with him to his truck (to look at his paint sprayer) and lo, and behold - a sea of steel reserve cans in the bed of the truck.

Every time someone even says the word "Steel", I can smell that guy.

If you sweat, don't drink it - If you drink it, don't sweat.
Are you in Cleveland?
Hahahahaha ... I thought the same thing ......
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This explains a CnB 2:04AM message on my phone.
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Steel Reserve will always have a special place in my heart. There's something really assuring in cheap malt liquor. "No matter how bad life gets there's always beer." I've come close to getting a tattoo of the 211 mark a couple times.
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grippingthewheel wrote:This explains a CnB 2:04AM message on my phone.
"GRIP!...GRIP!...GRIP?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I AMN FUCKING DRONK! LOVE YOU, MAN!"

That message?

That message was about 4 or 5 22's of Arrogant Bastard, Hop Rod and Racer 5, IIRC (WHich I only sort-of do)

Either way, I woke up the next morning wondering what the hell I posted here, was *ALMOST* afraid rto come back and check, And some other shit I can't seem to rwemember to post like I was gonna 2 minutes ago. Oh well.
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