I went in a gay bar once, with a friend and a brother. Didn't bother me, place was empty and we were thirsty. After a drink i said "we should head off soon, can't hang around in a gay bar all day". My brother laughed, but my friend was surprised i said this and asked how i knew it was a gay bar, as we were in an unfamiliar city. "Just look at the barmen" i said. "What about them" the plonker replied. The barmen were topless apart from a red bow-tie and continually dancing, one of them was pouting at us and rubbing one nipple continuously. They all looked like boy band members. Oh we did larf ...
As the brilliant comic Adam Ferrara said "sings your songs, suck a dick and pay your fucking taxes." There are always going to be gay people and who cares whether it's a choice, in your DNA or some other reason. They're here, they're queer and who gives a shit. By all means adopt kids looking for a home and stop increasing the population. Gays...the planet's best means of population control.
Logic goes out the window when large sums of money are involved.
Everyone knows what the problems are, but fixing them would be a giant pain in the ass.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Wingman wrote:i support gay marriage as long as both the chicks are hot.
And yet mostly they're not. And the divorces are pretty high too. "we've been together for 19 years. We got married and now are divorcing 2 years later."
Much ado about nothing except for the lawyers.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Wingman wrote:i support gay marriage as long as both the chicks are hot.
And yet mostly they're not. And the divorces are pretty high too. "we've been together for 19 years. We got married and now are divorcing 2 years later."
Much ado about nothing except for the lawyers.
Right! And a lot of the bi girls are now doing it as a type of rebellious act that's "cool". But hey, if the gays want to be as miserable as the straight people, let 'em go for it.
Wingman wrote:i support gay marriage as long as both the chicks are hot.
And yet mostly they're not. And the divorces are pretty high too. "we've been together for 19 years. We got married and now are divorcing 2 years later."
Much ado about nothing except for the lawyers.
Btw...in the world of conventional marriage, doesn't the husband receive an "exempt from alimony" pension after putting in a 20yr hitch?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
lets ride
withthe fanily downt hestreet
through the
courtsey of freds two feet
when you're
with the Flintsones
have a yabba dabba doo time
a dabba doo time
we'll have a gay old time
Wingman wrote:i support gay marriage as long as both the chicks are hot.
And yet mostly they're not. And the divorces are pretty high too. "we've been together for 19 years. We got married and now are divorcing 2 years later."
Much ado about nothing except for the lawyers.
Btw...in the world of conventional marriage, doesn't the husband receive an "exempt from alimony" pension after putting in a 20yr hitch?
All lies. If you get married do it like me, it ends with your new guy taking all the debt or someone dies.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
So, Halloween is a huge thing, here at the Big Pink Pile of Stucco. The old man told them at work, Hey, I'm off on Monday. He got some shit for that, and he told them, "It's a holiday"
They said, What? So he showed them his camera phone pics of our place. They shut up. In a few hours, the old fart will be up to prepare for the big day. Yay!
Now I just have to get them to understand that my birthday constitutes a day of worship (religious holiday) for Grumpy.
