UK totally owns the US at drinking beer!!

[Jukebox Johnson]

are you kidding me? UK better than US? Surely you jest. Our booze consumption was the whiole reason we won the revolutionary war. Brit diet: Tea and crumpets; US diet: raw squirrle meat and back country moon shine. You get your biggest and best and bring em on over and well drink you under the table. We should have a world wide battle of the tightest. Same set up as last time except we use the best drinkers from all over the country and have em go up in the olympics of drinking if you will. whatcha think?

You have insulted me sir and I demand satisfaction, I would gladly take you on in any manner of drinking contest, so long as we didnt have to drink those 330ml cans of yours as beer, preferably we could consume the customary 500ml cans that my country favours. maybe you are forgetting that your country is largely populated by the descendants of UK citizens so to mock us is in fact to mock the people from whom you are descended

I make fun of my father to his face. He'd expect no less. And of course LR mocks me.

Hahahahaha! It's the American Way!

[Drunk Injun]

I guess my Kraut blood makes up for my American birth.

[Xian]

Total Spirit Consumption is only 4.8L per person PER YEAR?!?? (in 2002).

5L will last me maybe 4 weeks at best. And that's if i'm conservative with my drinking.

[Boozy McLiverdamage]

as a german i laugh at your beer...BUT english beer it is better than your pub food

[Heileman]

Total Spirit Consumption is only 4.8L per person PER YEAR?!?? (in 2002).

5L will last me maybe 4 weeks at best. And that's if i'm conservative with my drinking.

Indeed. I go through about a handle a week.

Did anyone from this board get a questionaire from these people?

We may skew the curve a little bit more in the US's favor as far as booze goes.

[Drunk Tank]

You have insulted me sir and I demand satisfaction, I would gladly take you on in any manner of drinking contest, so long as we didnt have to drink those 330ml cans of yours as beer, preferably we could consume the customary 500ml cans that my country favours. maybe you are forgetting that your country is largely populated by the descendants of UK citizens so to mock us is in fact to mock the people from whom you are descended

I make fun of my father to his face. He'd expect no less. And of course LR mocks me.

Hahahahaha! It's the American Way!

Challange accepted. Name your terms. And technically we are all decended from monkeys but i don't exactly hold them in high regard despite the different story that my avitar would tell.

[treetop]

oh danny, we love you little runts from the wrong side of the atlantic but we put you in your place a couple centuries ago and we did it so well you've pretty much stayed there ever since.
cheers mate and let's have a pint and no talking about who owns whom.
i like drinking.
with everyone on this wee planet of ours.
oh yeah.

[whiskeyprick]

Doubles-Beer Drinking, the next Olympic sport.

I'd wager Oggar and me could take down any 2 brits you can think of.

[whiskey girlz]

But is still beaten by the Irish and Krauts...

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/foo_bee_con

so how far can you deep throat?????????? Just for shits "n" giggles???????

[General E. Fubar]

They have priorities straight:

British men have been found twice as likely to know the price of their beer as their partner's bra size. A poll reported in Britain's Prima magazine found that 77% of males knew how much their beer costs but only 38% knew the correct size of ther mate's bra.

[danger awesome]

Doubles-Beer Drinking, the next Olympic sport.

I'd wager Oggar and me could take down any 2 brits you can think of.

Dude, you just gave me the most brilliant idea - the MDM Board Olympics!

I'm thinking up events as we speak, so far i've got ideas for the decathlon, the short distance races (100m, 200m, 400m, 4x100m), and i'm working on the rest. Any suggestions?

[General E. Fubar]

Time out! I'm not sure this running fad will catch on... maybe 100oz, 200oz, etc.

[danger awesome]

Time out! I'm not sure this running fad will catch on... maybe 100oz, 200oz, etc.

The sprint races wouldn' involve any physical exertion, fear not. They'd be fastest time to drink a set quantity of beer - say a can for the 100, 2 cans for the 200, 4 cans for the 400? And th 4x100 would be you and 3 buddies in a relay fashion

Decathlon would be 10 drinks, you make them, take a pic and drink them. Then an esteemed judge (i'm thinking Barca) would award points for each round on a variety of criteria, highest total score at the end would win. Or we could do it like the proper decathlon if we can figure out how to do all the constituent events.

[General E. Fubar]

You had me worried there for a min.

[General E. Fubar]

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5


Oh got distracted with all this beer talk