The Crappy Jokes thread!

[treetop]

one would, yeah?
when in doubt, lay the blame on me.
i can shoulder the burden.

[treetop]

horse walks into a bar...

[Bur]

I had something for this.

[treetop]

best joke ever:
two cannibals are eating a clown.
on cannibal says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"





boom.

[Bur]

I think we've reached the summit here.

[Palinka (RIP)]

[Badfellow]

worst joke ever:

You know why they didn't let Hitler drink whiskey?

Because it made him mean.

[Badfellow]

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus, and bets the bartender "my octopus can play any musical insturment you got."

The bartender takes the bet and brings out a trumpet which the octopus knows how to play. Same with the piano in the corner. By this time, the bartender is down a hundred bucks, so he goes into the backroom and brings out a set of bagpipes covered in dust.

The octapus' tentacles flail around everywhere, feeling the bagpipes, and after a while still hasn't managed to play them.

"Alright," says the bartender. "The octopus can't play. Pay up!"

"Oh, no," says the guy. "Just wait. As soon as he figures out he can't get it's pajamas off and fuck it, he'll play it."

[Palinka (RIP)]

Lush City = -5
treetop = -50 (+attached blame)
Bur = +1
Badfellow = +2 (it would have been +10 but for an automatic 8 point deduction for mentioning Hitler; as per the rules of the intertron)

[Badfellow]

I'm willing to accept that.

[Palinka (RIP)]

I had something for this.

Was it a short course of antibiotics?

...when in doubt, lay the blame on me...

It worked for Ио́сиф Виссарио́нович Ста́лин, didn't it?

I'm willing to accept that.

You know the rules: you bring Hitler to the party, you have to take care of him*.


*And the, "He's the designated driver" excuse has been invalid since the intertron edict of 2002!

[treetop]

after i buy you a sandwich and three drinks, i'm totally punching you in the dick.

[treetop]

super small font- you pat, you.
that's how it works, right?

[Badfellow]

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*That's what she said

[treetop]

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*That's what she said

nice!