The 1%

[Mr. Viking]

1% milk

[Bur]

1% moonshine

[ThirstyDrunk]

Hey Thirsty we are over 10% through. What about a short review and tell us what it might be lacking.

That's an excellent idea, oettinger, let's give 'er a whirl.
The drink so far:

At first I was worried that Palinka's "super bitters" concoction, along with the tincture of cannabis and the anti-freeze, would give the drink a medicine-y taste, but it has been nicely offset by the Goji berries, mid shelf gin, and vodak soaked gummi bears. The moonshine and corn squeezins bumps the drink up a bit proof-wise, and the cynarin in the artichoke leaves still keeps the drink slightly sweet. Just the right bit of fizz from the draught english beer, and I took the Antactic iceberg ice from the core of a drilled scientific sample so we could see how the drink is affected by 2.4 million year old ice. Of course bacon makes EVERYTHING better, and the live algae will help us should we desire to market the drink on Ferenginar. The squirrel tail gives the drink an almost "wine spodeeodee" feel, and no man would turn down a drink just because it had a bit of wild animal hair in it. I considered ignoring Mr. Vikings milk suggestion due to my lactose intolerance, but I went ahead and used breast milk from a willing 21 year old crack head who had just given birth to her fifth child. The combination so far also seems to have a bit of a hallucinogenic quality.
The drink could handle more sweetness, and it really needs more BURN, but I believe we are on the way to "be-all end-all" hit drink of the future.

[booznik]

1% prison pruno, made with orange juice and tomato ketchup.

[ThirstyDrunk]

After trying a few more sips, I think my next ingredient will be
1% Ranitidine acid reducer.

[booznik]

After trying a few more sips, I think my next ingredient will be
1% Ranitidine acid reducer.

Yes, that sounds like a REALLY good idea given what we've got so far. And that all-weather antifreeze is making it a bit sweet. My pruno didn't help, so:

1% dry red wine

[Palinka (RIP)]

OK. I will also donare some lansoprazole (a far superior stomach medication) and a wee bit of Oral Morphine Solution (10mg morphine in 5mls of fluid (mainly alcohol)) A.K.A. Oramorph



It's basically "Laudenum", less the cocaine.

Interested, Mr Thirsty, sir?

[ThirstyDrunk]

It's basically "Laudenum", less the cocaine.

Interested, Mr Thirsty, sir?

Definitely! A worthy 1% added, thankyouverymuch.

[booznik]

Children, please do not mix oral morphine with alcohol in real life. Your brain may forget to tell your lungs to breathe. This ingredient in the 1% is for entertainment purposes only.

Dr. Booznik out.

Well, we've got one spicy meatball of a cocktail going now.

1% snooty French Champagne

[Mr. Viking]

for sweetness and BURN some non-snooty french Pastis. Preferably the cheap stuff in the big, brown, generically branded bottles. Also will add cloudiness

[oettinger]

21 year old crack head who had just given birth to her fifth child

that had me pissing myself. Lysterine 1%, the pink one!

[Username]

For the burn? 1% lighter fluid. It is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

1% Rabarbaro Zucca.

[booznik]

For the burn? 1% lighter fluid. It is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.

^
I laughed!

Alright, what balances out the smooth burn of lighter fluid? 1% Amaretto.

[mistah willies]

Helluvan idea there, Thirsty dude. Way I figure it, needs a salted rim, like a magarita, but if everyone here is obliged to take a swallow off your quaff, then it'll have to be a really big glass.

1% salt from the sweaty thighs of virgins hand rolling them cigars on the isle of Barbados.



I didn't say how young them virgins were...




























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