Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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I`ll go out on a broken limb and say he loves drunk cross-dressing at the counti fair, thinking he is a young version of Keanu Reeves
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He wishes he could use his tiny dick as golb-club, but he can`t reach his saggy balls with it.
What a handycap
What a handycap
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So, is it iPENS?brandonman wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 10:25 pmWe all know what "pen" means.
I assume this is a reference to vapes. I call them robot dicks.
Or does the "i" belong somewhere else in the pens?
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Oh no. Here we go again. Dawd hepp ye, DB.
*ahem*
He is all about the deportation of illegal aliens. Well, except for the ones he owns. Let's see; there's Lupe the nanny for his chihuahua Pepe, and Rodrigo the greens keeper, and of course Jesus, because the Mrs likes how he does the pool.
Over heard from his mouth at a local country club dive: "Yeah yeah, the poor don't deserve health care because they always get sick from their cheap diet. I swear, why not spend a little more for quality foie gras? Now take golf, for instance. It's a damned human right. It should be amended into the Constitution for the love of booze!"
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*ahem*
He is all about the deportation of illegal aliens. Well, except for the ones he owns. Let's see; there's Lupe the nanny for his chihuahua Pepe, and Rodrigo the greens keeper, and of course Jesus, because the Mrs likes how he does the pool.
Over heard from his mouth at a local country club dive: "Yeah yeah, the poor don't deserve health care because they always get sick from their cheap diet. I swear, why not spend a little more for quality foie gras? Now take golf, for instance. It's a damned human right. It should be amended into the Constitution for the love of booze!"
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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It's Pines, you morons. https://youtu.be/_XJMIu18I8Ymistah willies wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2017 2:19 pmSo, is it iPENS?brandonman wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 10:25 pmWe all know what "pen" means.
I assume this is a reference to vapes. I call them robot dicks.
Or does the "i" belong somewhere else in the pens?
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Artful Drunktective
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He is by far the biggest fking nerd on the board but g.d. it, he knows his garlic's!
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He once ran with the bulls.
Not really. That's just the story he tells people.
Truth is he just stumbled into the petting zoo while hammered. Got the animals all stirred up screaming "Toro! Toro!" He ran in cricles dodging attendants till they cornered hill by the porta potties.
Not really. That's just the story he tells people.
Truth is he just stumbled into the petting zoo while hammered. Got the animals all stirred up screaming "Toro! Toro!" He ran in cricles dodging attendants till they cornered hill by the porta potties.
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He dislikes bacon but forces himself to eat it every morning to keep up appearances .
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He goes to Sao Paulo's Cortes de Cabelo e Muito Mai for a bikini wax. And has a standing appointment.
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Middle name "Gaylord".
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