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ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:08 pm

Alright gentlemen, looks like a good pot, a pile of nickels a couple half bottles of rum and cheap bourbon and one of the cigs smells like Messican ditch weed.
Five down, Jacks or better to open, good luck.

Post by **mistah willies** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:31 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:22 pm
After a bottle of Kraken and 5 lbs. of BBQ moose, I'll bet your deuces are pretty damn wild.

The thunk/splash into the bowl brings its own bidet...

Patchez wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:46 pm
As soon as moose sausage hits the pot I'm going all in.

Hmmm... Pot-smoked moose sausage... Or Hemp... Hmmmm

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:45 pm

I'm thoroughly surprised that lowlife, golf playing, wife pestering, koi caring, hash brown bitching, bonsai tree trimming, dog poop flinging doofus Dear Booze han't yet put his stinkfingered ante to the pot.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:46 pm

Deal.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:53 pm

You see 'em, you play 'em. House rules.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:57 pm

I got two persons making out. gay or not. Full bottle throttle

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:23 pm

Alrighty then. 'Nuf talking. I got a Joker in this hand. It's wild.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Dec 15, 2019 1:40 am

Quit talkin' and start chalkin'. No, wait, that's 8-Ball Deluxe. Bust a deal, spin the wheel?

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:48 pm

Just curious, what`s going on underneath the table? I can only count to ten but that`s more handjobs goin than backstage on an 80s Mötley Crüe gig

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