little known facts about Oettinger

[Bur]

His spirit animal is a dead badger.

[Patchez]

His spirit animal is a dead badger.

I would have thought it was Clyde from Any Which Way But Loose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98QrSSHxo4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DS3nd8Nrcw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfv6Usvsxb0

Last one is the best.

[Lush City]

This is the endless restroom graffiti of the old days before social media. Notice no one is writing on walls anymore. So we do it here.

[ThirstyDrunk]

This is the endless restroom graffiti of the old days before social media. Notice no one is writing on walls anymore. So we do it here.

At least bathroom stall graffiti was clever.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Peopple used to get phone numbers from bathroom walls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

[oettinger]

That monkey reminds me of The Cannonball Run 2 monkey.
I loved these movies as a child and still got part 1 on VHS. But I can also understand people that hate them

[Lush City]

Peopple used to get phone numbers from bathroom walls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

I got it
I got it
I got your number on the wall
For a good time
For a good time call
8675309...
Tommy Tutone - 867-5309/Jenny
https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo

[Badfellow]

He doesn't know it yet, but he's going to get talked into drinking all week long.

And he eats beans. Lots of fucking beans. In fact, it's a little known fact that the baked beans spill from his ears when he finally passes out, and the hobos then gather round and know its dinner time.

[Artful Drunktective]

He hates Jewish birds.

[Lush City]

Oettinger is really a hairy ass Muslim who rapes little boys. But he's cool with it because the Koran tells him it's OK. That's all I know.

[Dear Booze]

Peopple used to get phone numbers from bathroom walls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

I got it
I got it
I got your number on the wall
For a good time
For a good time call
8675309...
Tommy Tutone - 867-5309/Jenny
https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo

I called 867-5309 and spoke to a really nice 55-year-old lady named Jennifer who has a restraining order against someone named Thomas Tutone.

[Artful Drunktective]

Peopple used to get phone numbers from bathroom walls!



I called 867-5309 and spoke to a really nice 55-year-old lady named Jennifer who has a restraining order against someone named Thomas Tutone.

Yeah I know I was the one who did the restraining order.

[oettinger]

I already hate that idiot

[Badfellow]

In a blind taste test, Oettinger prefers Whitesnake 2 to 1 over Warrant.

[Patchez]

In a blind taste test, Oettinger prefers Whitesnake 2 to 1 over Warrant.

He was the chick dancing on the Jags in the video wasn't he?