YKYDW....
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Re: YKYDW....
Yeah, you know you're drunk when you comment on this thread. Got no where else to go?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: YKYDW....
good on you
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Yeah, here's a tell tale sign: you're in someone's large home. You go upstairs to join the party and take a turn at the top and walk right into a mirrored wall!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: YKYDW....
You complain that the breathelizer must be broken. I mean come on, you only scored a sorry .354???
Drink!
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Your favorite baseball team won after only one touchdown goal. Wait, what sport am I watching here and whom am I rooting for?
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You're watching hockey. You're rooting for Earnhardt.
Re: YKYDW....
The #3 Car, Steffie Graf, is very tall and bald. He might score a 0,50. I got three thousand bucks against the up and under.
Easy money $$$
Easy money $$$
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Re: YKYDW....
A true bender is what again, two or three years of binging?
You have flashbacks of being undrunk
You have a personalised area at your local liquor store
In 25 different foreign languages your name translates to "Gets wasted a lot"
You don`t sleep, you take power pass outs
You have flashbacks of being undrunk
You have a personalised area at your local liquor store
In 25 different foreign languages your name translates to "Gets wasted a lot"
You don`t sleep, you take power pass outs
Drink!
Re: YKYDW....
Your first born will be named Beer for easy reasons:
- Beer likes watching sports with you
- Beer never runs away
- and If Beer is indeed running out, you can just grab another one
- You never loose sight of Beer
- Your wife doesn`t like Beer that much
- Beer only gets the best grades
- You can never have too much Beer
- You admire Beer
- Beer stays cold outside during winter season
- Beer is famous, he has his own TV commercials
- Your friends want Beer too
- Beer is easy maintaining, he lives in a barrell
- Beer likes watching sports with you
- Beer never runs away
- and If Beer is indeed running out, you can just grab another one
- You never loose sight of Beer
- Your wife doesn`t like Beer that much
- Beer only gets the best grades
- You can never have too much Beer
- You admire Beer
- Beer stays cold outside during winter season
- Beer is famous, he has his own TV commercials
- Your friends want Beer too
- Beer is easy maintaining, he lives in a barrell
Drink!
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Re: YKYDW....
Beer also fits perfectly in the fridge.
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Beer will wait in the car while you go in and have drinks with your buddies.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:45 pmYour first born will be named Beer for easy reasons:
- Beer likes watching sports with you
- Beer never runs away
- and If Beer is indeed running out, you can just grab another one
- You never loose sight of Beer
- Your wife doesn`t like Beer that much
- Beer only gets the best grades
- You can never have too much Beer
- You admire Beer
- Beer stays cold outside during winter season
- Beer is famous, he has his own TV commercials
- Your friends want Beer too
- Beer is easy maintaining, he lives in a barrell
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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