"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

[mistah willies]

Seizure? Awfuk to hear that. That is some worrying there, no doubt. You been Dry since?

[Savage]

Seizure? Awfuk to hear that. That is some worrying there, no doubt. You been Dry since?

R U Serious?

[mistah willies]

Seizure? Awfuk to hear that. That is some worrying there, no doubt. You been Dry since?

R U Serious?

Heheheee!


Gawdayam. I done been schooled, yup.


This is Sip O'Trace. Back to you in the studio

[oettinger]

Seizure? Awfuk to hear that. That is some worrying there, no doubt. You been Dry since?

R U Serious?

We are no toys Savage, your health concerns us!

[Savage]

I am currently working my way to the bottom of a handle of bourbon. In other words situation normal, soon I'll be fucked up.
My biggest concern is how i will haul a 165 lb. Grumpy upstairs. Oh hell. He can sleep on the recliner sofa.

[booznik]

...My biggest concern is how i will haul a 165 lb. Grumpy upstairs. Oh hell. He can sleep on the recliner sofa.

Rik shows you how

[Savage]

...My biggest concern is how i will haul a 165 lb. Grumpy upstairs. Oh hell. He can sleep on the recliner sofa.

Rik shows you how

Oh right, I had to stop and tinkle halfway through.

[Lush City]

Got drunk and the last thing I remember I was abducted by aliens. Can you imagine? I was so frightened then they discovered how soused I was they dumped me back home but they missed my bedroom and I ended up on the front lawn! Could have been a blessing that allowed me to escape a butt probe.

[Mr. Viking]

Usually if I haven't been here for a while I've been out enjoying life with friends and family. When I am here it's because I can't find them or make them talk to me and I want to talk to you guys, my second family

[oettinger]

Usually if I haven't been here for a while I've been out enjoying life with friends and family. When I am here it's because I can't find them or make them talk to me and I want to talk to you guys, my second family

How touching.
If I have to spent serious amounts of time with family I`m looking forward to get drunk and post in here

[Lush City]

Yes family time with a dysfunctional family is magic. Why you end up wanting to get wasted afterward should be no mystery. It's important to control that energy for longevity and enjoyment of escape drinking rather than a quick exit. It's an art form of which you can be proud.

[oettinger]

Yes family time with a dysfunctional family is magic. Why you end up wanting to get wasted afterward should be no mystery. It's important to control that energy for longevity and enjoyment of escape drinking rather than a quick exit. It's an art form of which you can be proud.

True, I think around next week christmas comercials will start. Can you please call those aliens and tell them that I take the probe if I can bring my own booze.

[Shane-O-Matic]

Sending my best regards to you all from Alicante. I miss drinking with many of you, and I hope you are all well. I am on day three of a six-day holiday with my auld fella, who got the news yesterday that his best friend has died. So, naturally, we're hoisting twice as many glasses as we had planned and remembering the good times.

It has been a while since I last posted on here. I truly hope that you're all still the magnificent bar-bound bastards that I remember you as.

This message was posted from my phone. I'm also extremely inebriated, so spelling mistakes don't count. May Allah bless you all because he's essentially a good sport.

[mistah willies]

Shane Shane Shane1

what the heell you been up to me laddie?

Indeeed there is truth in all beliefs, and the best ones be th eones that casue no harm to others.

Militant of any religeon is the worst.

but let's raise a glass to gethter to your return to the baord, and keep a healthy glass

cherrs!

[Patchez]

Welcome back Shane. I already offered a somber cheers for you Dad's mate, but you can never raise too many to those passed.

Cheers.